The moment daring armed robbers are caught, the transformation from being horrific during missions to being gentle and calm never cease to amaze me. These 2 robbers were caught by men of the Nigerian police force at two seperate instances and they explain how they normally operate, who they sell to and how they spend their loot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgwykodxcso

The professional pickpocket was kind enough to explain that he generally used the proceeds of picking pockets to buy bottles of small stout beer, items of new clothing, and then most importantly, the remainder of the money was deployed to buy carnal knowledge from women of easy virtue.

At least our intrepid pickpocket had the decency to pay cash for the humping action, rather than try to run off after shooting his load.

Anyway, all told, these professional thieves were refreshingly honest about their chosen careers, and might even prove to be an inspiration for a few Nairaland writers to emulate as a means of raising funds during the current Corona Virus lock-down.

But if dem cash you, hmmm, make you no mistake tell dem say na me send you work o.