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The Day I Saw The Devil Face To Face by Devilschurch: 8:44pm On Aug 16, 2020
I saw the devil and he had Black skin
Said he didn't like women he loved men
Especially boys mocked up in dresses and skirts
The more the Devil spoke the more my heart hurt
So I said listen devil flee from me Sissy
Then he pulled out Naira flashed it like Bobrisky
Bragged how rich he was, his houses and cars
He said Gays rule the world and fight all the wars
I hurled truth at him said God can kill the Devil
You are from a low place and not on Gods's level
The Devil said that's true I am the King of Hell
And any who follow me I will make him do well
I said keep your evil riches your pyramid Dollar
My people lived poor yet Holy men and scholars
Warriors who killed Giants and all hell's minions
And no truth is in you devil it's all your opinion
Then he laughed for he never one to surrender
You won't buy or sell without my digital tender
I'll starve your people and kill every last Hebrew
And after my Agenda 21 comes my Agenda 22
And it shall become a divine new world order
I said every kingdom rises it's still God's border
The devil shrunk and like that he disappeared
Yet never gone for he always whispers in my ears
Re: The Day I Saw The Devil Face To Face by Devilschurch: 10:23pm On Aug 16, 2020
Rome is the Devil's church and Freemasons are the Devil's knights
Re: The Day I Saw The Devil Face To Face by Devilschurch: 11:12pm On Aug 16, 2020
Re: The Day I Saw The Devil Face To Face by TheBedWench: 12:26am On Aug 17, 2020
The Coronavirus is pedophilia
Re: The Day I Saw The Devil Face To Face by TheBedWench: 9:41am On Aug 17, 2020
Rome is the Devil's church and Freemasons are the Devil's knights
Re: The Day I Saw The Devil Face To Face by TheBedWench: 2:14pm On Aug 17, 2020
And he looked just like you and I and Satan walked among the sons of God. And many did not know he was satan.

Re: The Day I Saw The Devil Face To Face by TheBedWench: 3:06am On Aug 18, 2020
Rome is church of Satan and church of Satan is Rome.
Re: The Day I Saw The Devil Face To Face by TheBedWench: 5:09pm On Aug 21, 2020
Rise of the pagan world order

Re: The Day I Saw The Devil Face To Face by TheBedWench: 6:10pm On Aug 22, 2020
I saw the devil and he had Black skin
Re: The Day I Saw The Devil Face To Face by TheBedWench: 1:40am On Aug 23, 2020
I did see the devil and he had Black skin

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