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My Girlfriend Does Not Get Wet by temijoshuaa(m): 7:56am On Aug 17, 2020
Good morning,

My girlfriend does not get wet regardless of the amount of pre-intimacy we do. Clitoris stimulation does nothing to make the place wet. I have tried all my best, but nothing works.

She is a virgin and we have been dating for seven years.

I have decided to not marry her because I cannot cope with such situation.

Please help a guy out.
Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Get Wet by Prechgold1180(m): 8:05am On Aug 17, 2020
Add engine oil
Meanwhile


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Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Get Wet by kingreign(m): 8:12am On Aug 17, 2020
temijoshuaa:
Good morning,

My girlfriend does not get wet regardless of the amount of pre-intimacy we do. Clitoris stimulation does nothing to make the place wet. I have tried all my best, but nothing works.

She is a virgin and we have been dating for seven years.

I have decided to not marry her because I cannot cope with such situation.

Please help a guy out.
Carry bucket of water pour on her, she go wet Las Las everyone go dey alright.

CC cocoacandy, ishilove, Dyt.
Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Get Wet by DonBenny77(m): 8:29am On Aug 17, 2020
Virgin ke! My guess is that she may be a retired or active olosho.
Those ones that carry cream about and apply before action.
I may be wrong though..... grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Get Wet by mariahAngel(f): 9:42am On Aug 17, 2020
temijoshuaa:
Good morning,

My girlfriend does not get wet regardless of the amount of pre-intimacy we do. Clitoris stimulation does nothing to make the place wet. I have tried all my best, but nothing works.

She is a virgin and we have been dating for seven years.

I have decided to not marry her because I cannot cope with such situation.

Please help a guy out.

You don't have to break up with her, all you need is a solution.
She's very dehydrated.

Tell her to get a medium sized very sweet pineapple, peel and dice up the pineapple and put in a jug that can hold about 1.5 -2ltrs of water, then fill the jug with boiling water. Let the pineapple infuse in the water.
She should drink it warm throughout the day. She must always finish it.
She should prepare a fresh batch to drink everyday.
Not only will she always be involuntarily moist down there, she'll always smell fresh, clean and fruity.
She'll testify.

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Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Get Wet by temijoshuaa(m): 10:09am On Aug 17, 2020
mariahAngel:


You don't have to break up with her, all you need is a solution.
She's very dehydrated.

Tell her to get a medium sized very sweet pineapple, peel and dice up the pineapple and put in a jug that can hold about 1.5 -2ltrs of water, then fill the jug with boiling water. Let the pineapple infuse in the water.
She should drink it warm throughout the day. She must always finish it.
She should prepare a fresh batch to drink everyday.
Not only will she always be involuntarily moist down there, she'll always smell fresh, clean and fruity.
You'll testify.



Thank you very much. I will do this
Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Get Wet by Aboks(m): 10:36am On Aug 17, 2020
If she is a retired olosho vaginal gel don spoil dat place because it causes vagina dryness
Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Get Wet by mariahAngel(f): 11:34am On Aug 17, 2020
temijoshuaa:


Thank you very much. I will do this

You're welcome.

She should always ensure to eat fruits that are really really juicy.
Fruits like water melon, oranges, cucumber...
Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Get Wet by Dwaynestefan: 5:50pm On Aug 17, 2020
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