A bride and her husband were on honeymoon. The bride said,"Honey,you know i'm a virgin and knows nothing abt sex,please explain it to me first" the husband said "Okay,i'l make a simple explanation,your private place is a 'prison' and my private thing is the 'prisoner' so we are going to put the prisoner in the prison. So they had their first encounter. Moments later as the guy was lying on the bed the bride looks at him seductively and says"I think the prisoner has escaped" So they share another experience, Later on the bride enjoying this new experience says to her husband "Honey it seems the prisoner has escaped lets put him back" The guy is now tired but gives in to please his wife. Later on in the afternoon the guy picks a cigarette smokes it at the edge of the bed his bride comes and says "Honey the prisoner has escaped again"The man YELLS out, "OKAY this is enough,i did not say it was life sentence, ☺ ☺ ☺

9ce one.

Oh my dayz!

old joke ,

nice

good joke

lmao,

married to a nympho

Haahaahaaa *laughin ma head off*his wife shld av said''BUT IT SHLD B LIFE IMPRISONMENT WIF HARD LABOUR''