1. The fornicators

These ones are extremely excited about the news because they’ve use masturbation to finish themselves at home...They need to goan fornicate badly with a human being.

2. The scammers

These ones are low budget yahoo boys that are using their parents as client to cashout.. They’ll collect money for text book and handout that don’t exist. Them Dey house with client so no format fit work for now. So they’re definitely happy school is reopening.

3. The SLAY MAMA.

These ones are tired of dressing properly at home & going to grind tomatoes... A whole “sexy Lizzie” going for choir practice�...
They wantu rush back to school and continue runs and fake life. They’re definitely happy about school reopening.

4. The Yahoo boys

These girlfriend snatchers are definitely happy about school re-opening because they can’t wait to goan tension people’s children with ‘lockdown cashout’.
Agba wire wire! Eez only God that wee just you ooh �.

5. The ISRAELITES

These ones crave genuine freedom from their hostile parents... These set of students are very happy ‘cos now they can finally leave home & get peace of mind in school.

6. The ones that have MOVED ON.

These ones accepted their fate early... They forgot about being a student and got lockdown jobs,some of them have even gone to learn trade in onitsha main market. So the school re-opening news don’t even bother them at all.

7. The ones that just wantu goan GRADUATE

These ones are just happy that they won’t spend extra year cos of corona... They just wantu graduate and forget about school and it’s big trousers & ugly shoe wearing lecturers.

8. The MARLIAN

set awon “school Na scam”.... These ones might have even forgotten their reg number sef. They’re definitely unhappy about school reopening. They just wantu make money,relazz & be takin karuff.
Who school epp?

9. The UNBOTHERED

If school like, it should open or close nothing concern them. These ones are not happy or sad about school reopening.


10. ADD your own

the ones who just don't give a Fu ck (me)

Damn niggaaaaaaar

Isoright

How can you forget year one students who are to matriculate??

No. 6 for me, I don MOVE ON

funny post..u forgot those that are already employed and are praying for that reopening to be till next year..

ChemicalReaction:
How can you forget year one students who are to matriculate??

we would see cases of Year1 A and Year1 B..

I am 1 and 6 ...las las we graduate and we move on ,they is so much ahead of us

Stephen2324:
1. The fornicators

These ones are extremely excited about the news because they’ve use masturbation to finish themselves at home...They need to goan fornicate badly with a human being.

2. The scammers

These ones are low budget yahoo boys that are using their parents as client to cashout.. They’ll collect money for text book and handout that don’t exist. Them Dey house with client so no format fit work for now. So they’re definitely happy school is reopening.

3. The SLAY MAMA.

These ones are tired of dressing properly at home & going to grind tomatoes... A whole “sexy Lizzie” going for choir practice�...
They wantu rush back to school and continue runs and fake life. They’re definitely happy about school reopening.

4. The Yahoo boys

These girlfriend snatchers are definitely happy about school re-opening because they can’t wait to goan tension people’s children with ‘lockdown cashout’.
Agba wire wire! Eez only God that wee just you ooh �.

5. The ISRAELITES

These ones crave genuine freedom from their hostile parents... These set of students are very happy ‘cos now they can finally leave home & get peace of mind in school.

6. The ones that have MOVED ON.

These ones accepted their fate early... They forgot about being a student and got lockdown jobs,some of them have even gone to learn trade in onitsha main market. So the school re-opening news don’t even bother them at all.

7. The ones that just wantu goan GRADUATE

These ones are just happy that they won’t spend extra year cos of corona... They just wantu graduate and forget about school and it’s big trousers & ugly shoe wearing lecturers.

8. The MARLIAN

set awon “school Na scam”.... These ones might have even forgotten their reg number sef. They’re definitely unhappy about school reopening. They just wantu make money,relazz & be takin karuff.
Who school epp?

9. The UNBOTHERED

If school like, it should open or close nothing concern them. These ones are not happy or sad about school reopening.


10. ADD your own

11. those that'll be scared of seeing their previous semester's result upon resumption

The ones that can't wait to correct the lecturer, they've read everything even masters syllabus

The one that want to go back to their school boyfriend , for Fumigation and general cleaning of your houses and schools contact us

Number 9 sure pass

Where do you belong to?

The ones who are very concerned about social distancing inside exam hall. "How we go use cope"?

OP spice it up with memes

Me....


I have forgotten my roommates...


One of them called me yesterday claiming to be my roommate... I asked him the lounge we live in... He was like...





Vyzz are u madd?.... Don't u know that we live in the school hostel

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The suicidal one.
These bunchs are tired of life and dont have the balls to take sniper, jump off 3rd mainland bridge and hang theirself. They know student will never go by all these safety guidelines flying around and both school management wont give a flying fvck. Which makes sch the perfect avenue to off theirselves through covid 19.

I be Israeli oo. I want to leave this house, see finish don dey enter.

Vyzz:
Me....


I have forgotten my roommates...


One of them called me yesterday claiming to be my roommate... I asked him the lounge we live in... He was like...





Vyzz are u madd?.... Don't u know that we live in the school hostel

Mad ooo

The efikos: Thinking about different scholarships and awards they ve missed

The ones that hopes school will just tell them to graduate without exams. Lol