1. Some slayqueens, immediately a rich man ask them if they have a boyfriend, they be like "Boyfriend ke? Boyfriend don baff, I'm singularly single"������

2. Stop boiling water for bathing in the same pot you used for cooking and you won't hear. Right now a certain man is smelling like beans inside keke.�������

3. I just need a crazy girlfriend that when I say "Baby I'm Hot", she will be like "Just drop your sperm inside that bottle, when I'm back from work, I will drink it".������

4. You that is reading this post, why are you not dating? Yes you! I'm asking you.����������

5. Just Imagine a day like "World no make-up and no wig day"
You will realize that we are all men (Sons of God).������������

6. A true friend is one who will join you in a fight and later ask you what you were fighting for.���������

7. This life ehhn
Ebuka at age 15, "I want to be a doctor"
At age 20, "Science is very difficult abeg"
At age 27, "Its your boy DJ Ebusky make some noise".�����������

8. Its not like I'm complaining oh, but you see this adulthood ehhn, they didn't explain it to us very well oh.���������

9. Your boyfriend be capon for school cultist and you expect him to bow and greet you?
My sister, you dey craze?��������

10. Is There's any lady here that doesn't have a black bra?
Hello!! I'm asking the ladies, please Identify yourself so we can buy one for you...���������

11. Witchcraft is when you are suspecting that your boyfriend has a sidechick, den BOOM! You are the sidechick.����������

12. I don't understand why ladies will cross their legs when they sit, I mean, what's the purpose of wearing expensive pants?�������������

13. Born again with their toasting skills ehh, which one is "I was going through the book of numbers and I realize I don't have your number?"��������

14. Its only in Bayelsa that you will see 10 naked boys teaching one girls how to swim.��������

15. "Cynthia sabi cook, Stella sabi arrange room, Melody sabi greet, Mercy sabi dance, Florence sabi sing" na so Solomon take marry 700 wives ooh!�������

16. All this semi-fine girls are just so fertile, just one kiss, BOOM! Dey don born twins.
Ayam tired!���������

17. If you are not interested in the relationship anymore just say it, which one is "I need to find myself"
Did they kidnap you?�
Mtcheeew��������

18. You are going to visit a guy and you wore "Jumpsuit"? What happened to your gowns and skirt?
Wicked girls.��������������

19. Unemployed guys are the ones always giving girls belle anyhow.
How can your sperm is working and you are not working?������������

20. Am chatting with you for the first time and u are calling me Baby.... Abeg stop i too fast catch feelings�����

21. Me and my Ex...
Me: Babe how are doing wit your new guy, hope he won't break ur heart like i did?? ��
Ex: No!!! He can never do that, he promise not to hurt it break my heart.
Me: Mtchwwwwww!!! Was it not the same thing i always said to u!??�������������

22. Giving him sex every time can Never keep him rather you are gradually loosing ur value!!!
Reasonable men don't need ur body to stick with you they need ur Sense!!!�
Let me not shake this table again bcoz alot of girls are on it�����������

23. Sex is not sex but a covenant, be careful who u have sex with, 5mins sex can Destroy your entire LIFE�����

24. My girlfriend saw me kissing her younger sister....
Now she is boiling hot water, should i wait 4 Tea!���������

25. Naija gals don't see candlelight date as romantic. They prefer generator so they can charge their phone at the same time. ���

26. My Girlfriend Told Me To Show More Interest On Her Family�.*
*So I'm Now Dating Her Sister Too*�����

27. This morning, my expensive perfume just fell and broke into pieces..I kuku mob the floor with all my clothes���������

28. Our dear ladies please why do you take pictures with your tongues out, what are you trying to lick.?*

Our internet bundle abi?
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29. My neighbour's daughter who came to watch BBNAIJA in my room last month has been vomiting, i think she has malaria*����

30. U claim to be my friend
Where were u when am having 2likes in 24hours���

31. Always be thankful to ur mum,
what if she was not in the mood that night���

32. Low your pride and Ego. Even iPhone of #600k need a SIM card of #100 to function. We all need one another in this life"*

33. My sister hustle ooo

Make course rep no suck your breast for ordinary assignment♨
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34. If your boyfriend was able to cheat in an exam hall with 13 invigilators, 6 police men..3 military men and 4 CCTV cameras....My sister who are you?���*

I swear to God that i will not skip this post without liking or commenting on it...
Just remember u av swore!!! Now Appreciate the efforts i got you�����������

WHICH NUMBER KILLED IT? ��������

KINDLY VISIT MY PROFILE and drop your offering for next jokes na........�����������

His original celeboi says hi

So if they can do this, why can't they do the same to gumi and the bandits