A popular Hollywood porn movie producer stumbles on your Instagram page with his verified account. After going through your eye-catching beautiful pictures, he sends you a DM, telling you how he admires your beautiful pictures and all.

You are not really familiar with his name so you quickly go on Google to search for his name. Hundreds of web pages about him appear right in front of you. Pages of him in a private jet and yacht with some of the top celebrities in the world.

You quickly go back to your Instagram to reply to his messages, forming excited to be chatting with the world-famous Mr. Producer.

You guys start talking about Mama Africa and the growing entertainment industry. He tells you about his plan for African youths, how he wants to empower them by casting some beautiful African Queens and Kings in one of his porn movies.

His mission is to shoot the biggest porn movie ever on the continent. He tells you that he is looking for interested young Nigerians who will feature in the movie. He is going to pay each of the actors $350,000, and all expenses paid trips to Miami, Mauritius, and the Fiji Islands at the end of the movie production.

You quickly convert the money in Naira and you realize that it is the exact amount of money you need to destroy the bondage of poverty that has been holding your family to ransom for years.

But Mr. Producer is not asking you if you will be interested, he only wants you to help tell your African friends if they will be interested.

You are already considering featuring in the big project, after all, you have always wanted to be an Actor. But your church mind pricks you that it’s a porn movie, and it will be shameful of you, a worker in the church, to be seen in a porn movie.

But something clears your guilt: after acting the porn and you get your money, you will leave the country and cut all communication with everyone that is going to judge you. Then in your new country, you will rededicate your life to the service of God and humanity

You quickly chat Mr. Producer up and inform him of your interest. He is super excited and even goes further to give another mind-blowing offer. If you agree to be the main character in the movie, you will be paid $500,000 extra, making it $850,000 for you.

But there is a big condition that must be settled before you get the deal finally, your parent must give their consent via a live video session with the Producer. The problem now is to convince your parent to give their content.

If you ever find your self in such a situation, below are what you should do:

Let them realize it’s just acting

You need to explain to them that since they must have seen their favorite Actor killed in a movie, and the same Actor appears again in another movie, it shows that the Actor didn’t die for real, it was just acting. Tell them same logic applies for porn movies, everything is just acting, you are not really going to be having sex for real

Tell them acting in a porn movie is better than being a corrupt politician

The worst thing any human being can do is to steal the money belonging to everybody, it’s the lowest of the lows. Since your Nigerian parents have also been plighted by politicians stealing their pension money, they will agree that it’s way better to act in a multi-million Naira porn deal than to be a thieving politician

Tell them the money is big

If they are still proving stubborn, shock them with the amount of money you will be making. Tell them how you are going to build them a big house, how you will set up a shop for your Mum, how you will get a chieftaincy title for your Dad since your family is going to be very rich, and above all, how poverty will be a thing of the past in your family.

With these tips, your Nigerian parents will prayerfully give their consent. If you think otherwise, share your thought in the comment box below �

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