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Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Eziachi: 9:59pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
My father was a fisherman but I am now a drunken fishers of men. My other middle name is Omoboriowo and my mother is Nupe while my babysitter was fulani born in Kafanchan. You can see I am a proper god Lugard annoited Nigerian. |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by desgiezd(m): 11:09pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
I just confirmed that I am the husband of my wife. My wife, Patience, has the best voice in the world and she speaks English Language more effectively than the Queen of England, this is the reason I allow her to speak during my campaign jamborees. |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by meine: 11:11pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
We have been informed that some rascals are sabotaging our reforms on nairaland, let them be warned they will be bombed,they will be nuked!, |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by ASL33: 11:29pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
I no where pant go school for 2 yrs |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Chubhie: 6:35am On Feb 25, 2011 |
ASL33: CANT STOP LOL. |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Pataki: 9:08am On Feb 25, 2011 |
''Ibori deserves a second chance.'' ''Alao Akala and Gbenga Daniel deserve National awards'' ''I am committed to providing enough kerosene for the nation.'' ''The shoe industry is too sophisticated, too important, too critical in our national development to be left in the hands of local shoe makers. . . . . I Odechukwu Jonathan, never used to wear a shoe. . . . . '' |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Mobinga: 9:14am On Feb 25, 2011 |
Crab shit |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Nobody: 9:41am On Feb 25, 2011 |
saraki snr is like a second father to me bukola saraki is like a senior brother to me. i always called him for advice when i was vp |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by fstranger3(m): 9:51am On Feb 25, 2011 |
Since the naked picture of Gbemi Saraki being circulated about is fake, I 'd advise her to release the original picture so that the electorates can judge for themselves which picture they prefer to wa-nk on. |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Nobody: 10:21am On Feb 25, 2011 |
My full names are Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Awolowo Belewa Jonathan |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by fstranger3(m): 10:23am On Feb 25, 2011 |
jabbok: My full names are actually Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Awolowo Belewa Jonathan-Babangida Jnr |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by zeeleso(f): 11:08am On Feb 25, 2011 |
Pataki: So funny [s]and it really shouldn't be cos this is the man very likely to rule this country for the nxt 4yrs[/s] especially the Bolded. There was bomb in Jos they said is Boko haram, I personally know the people responsible, they do not want me to win the election that is why they are destabilizing the country. The government of this country is not doing anything, look at the situation in NigerDelta, Jos and Maidguri. Obasanjo told me not to contest in the beginning but he didnt want Atiku to rule this country so he concluded that i should contest |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by doja(m): 11:12am On Feb 25, 2011 |
If not for the death of my late boss Yaradua, we would have met our 7 point agenda and by now we would be on the 8th one which is to radicalize the rascals of the south west. |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by revomind(m): 11:18am On Feb 25, 2011 |
"The first republic were our glorious years, I salute the courage of the military in those difficult times, " "Our economy needs to be diversified. Our dependence on oil may backfire in the future, thats why we are looking for oil reserves up north, " |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by daroz(m): 11:29am On Feb 25, 2011 |
fstranger3: fstranger3: desgiezd: aahhhhh, laugh wan kill person here |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by apoti(m): 11:38am On Feb 25, 2011 |
free comedy unlimited LWKMD |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by blinx4real(m): 3:15pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
I promised you one yesterday, na im be this o! This guy never disappoints his fans, lailai FG bars service chiefs, ministers, others from use of tinted glasses |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Nobody: 3:35pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
ROTFLMAO Chei, NLders eh . . |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Nobody: 8:45pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
don't stop now |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by AbuMaryam1(m): 9:05pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
Jos mayhem is not an issue right now, but how uncle Jang will bring vote for me. |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Bawss1(m): 9:37am On Mar 01, 2011 |
My commitment to Nigeria is not partial, neither is it substantial, but it is total. Copied from GEJ's FB page. |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by 9ijaMan: 10:11am On Mar 01, 2011 |
Bawss1: Of course his commitment towards Nigeria is not substantial but totally NOTHING! |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Bawss1(m): 10:20am On Mar 01, 2011 |
^^ Well put, 9ijaman. |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by dotman2(m): 10:46am On Mar 01, 2011 |
(AT THE BORDER OF NIGERIA TO NIGER REP. ) As you all know that i was the person that brought facebook to nigeria. . . . Am happy to tell you that we are planning something new and big if not even bigger.(crowd cheers). . . It is known as twit. . . . . . .(after consultin his 133 aides for about 20mins). . . . i mean the name is twit-ter, it is also like internet, dont worry the minister of information will tell you all how to do it later. . . . Just follow me and i promise everyone of you i shall follow you back. . . . (crowds jumpin up and down) |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Nobody: 10:55am On Mar 01, 2011 |
Fellow Nigerians, i thank u all 4ur suport. As u can see 4urselves, d security situation in the country is beyound me, i der4 urge u all to secure urselves if u value ur lives and u can as well die if u chose to after all death na death. God help u all make i win this election, i swear to make sure our account is fully empty. Thank u all once small 4ur dumb suports. |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by shevalync: 11:07am On Mar 01, 2011 |
"If you dont vote for Baba(PDP guber aspirant in Bauchi State) dont vote for me (3x)" |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by Vigilante: 11:16am On Mar 01, 2011 |
My wife spoke, sorry, speaking, em sorry, spoking better English than most Nigerian graduation students. |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by rebranded(m): 11:26am On Mar 01, 2011 |
when I was made the VP i knew i would become President Because when i was bayelsa state deputy governor i also became governor |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by ladi02(m): 11:59am On Mar 01, 2011 |
dot_man: ^^^^ Good one I heard of a man called Becomrich on nairaland, if nairaland gives me their votes i will make sure their voice is heard, and make use of becomrich's maps |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by opuro(m): 12:51pm On Mar 01, 2011 |
i did n't say youruba people are rascals what i said enmm saying is that their rulers like |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by opuro(m): 12:55pm On Mar 01, 2011 |
I will win the next selection with or without yoruba people vote With good yoruba people like OBJ, OGD, ALAO TURA SOAP AKALA etc |
Re: Predict Gej's Next Gaffe by LoveKing(m): 12:58pm On Mar 01, 2011 |
GEJ is full of shitt. See him with ex-convict fresh out of jail Bode george in Lagos rally now on NTA. what a big shame!!!! |
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