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If... Just If by sonmvayina(m): 11:47pm On Sep 12, 2020 |
If you died and met God and He/She/It said "make me genuinely laugh and you will be given entrance into heaven and a free life of your choosing. Fail and you go to hell forever even past the end of all things". What would you say? |
Re: If... Just If by sonmvayina(m): 11:51pm On Sep 12, 2020 |
I think this one is pretty solid Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return her Father cursed her heavily. "Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?"The girl, crying, replied, "Dad... I became a prostitute."ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family." OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera."" What was it ye said ye had become?", says Dad. Girl, crying again, "A prostitute, Daddy!" " Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!" |
Re: If... Just If by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:54pm On Sep 12, 2020 |
I would simply say:" with all the misery, plagues, hunger, poverty, natural disaster, innocent people dying etc, you are a useless God and have no right to ask me for anything. You are just as useless as anyone of us, and I could have done a better job. Now comot make I enter this party, yeah!" |
Re: If... Just If by ggirl4real: 8:22am On Sep 13, 2020 |
I would tell Him to please permit me to enter into heaven because I'm coming from hell (Nigeria) already. 1 Like |
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