NOTE: Although Some Of The Characters In The Story Are Living People. Not All Their Portrayals Are True. In Summary It's More Of A Facts and Fiction work.



One

There was a certain rich man, a Nigerianite. Who left his father’s house crossed seven seas and dwelled in a far away country. A great small city called the land of Dubai. He pitched his tenth in Palazzo and named it Hedonae. For to himself he said, My feets had caused me to sojourn in a strange land, where my soul shall indeed find pleasure. And then, he had thought to himself saying “I will take on a new name for indeed a new dawn has come.

And so had he changed his name, from Rammon the son of Abbas to Hush the son of Puppi.

And although he had no handiwork,his hands and houses were filled with many goodly things. In his balcony was a great company of gold, bare spices and precious stones, talents of silver, pillars of diamond and papers of money.

And his fame travelled abroad. And the sons of men in his home country and beyond recoiled and said one to another; what manner of man is this? that worketh not and yet eateth and drinketh than the worksman.




He sweateth not, but yet lives on an ivory throne. For in the morning he rideth on the wings of a bird across seven countries, and in the night a large boat takes him to heaven. His bed chamber is clothed with fine versace and his robe is of pure gucci.






The desolate voices of Timaya and his bethren Phyno, had cried also in the wilderness saying;

Tell thy persons! Tell thy persons! For Ye have been warned yet you refused, You were counselled yet you heeded not. But the wind will blow soon and the anus of the fowl will behold reproach.
‘For something cannot arise from nothing. And light cannot come from so stark a darkness.,or a mighty stream from the barren desert.

And Lo, there was not an answer

Then the next year, the man had given out 12 bags of almond and thrown a feast. He hired for himself music men and praise singers amongst them was a a great newsman from his homecountry called Freezer the first borne of Fridge. Who after being drunk with strong wine, had together joined him as they made merry in his courts all day. And their souls were glad indeed and their spirits rejoiced and then he he began to sing his psalms and his hymns mocking at honesty, jeering at struggle.

HERE ARE THE PSALMS OF HUSH THE SON OF PUPPI AS HE MINISTERED UNTO FREEZER THE FIRSTBORNE OF FRIDGE INSIDE HIS COURTS.

[i]For labour is Vanity. And strong struggle killeth the spirit. And righteousness a great folly.

Woe unto he in my home country that tilleth his vineyard while the sun assualts his flesh.

Woe unto he amongst the kindred of lagos that watereth, for he is blind in his folly and his affliction betides his soul.

For the son of man, came neither tilling nor watering and yet repeath his harvest a thousand fold. And my janitor and gardener earns more than thy doctors and engineers.

For the inheritance of the labourer have i taken as mine. And the rewards of the crafty have i possessed in a strange land.

There fore will I lift up my voice unto the hills and i shall rejoice and laugh at my adversaries and yes a great laugh, i shall laugh, i shall jeer at my enemies who scorned me, in the season of my affliction.

I shall mock at the dreadlocked artisans, who wear not expensive rainment.
I shall spit at their sons and daughters with inferior jewelries.
I shall kick at the preachers who built monuments of virtue and not of gold.
I shall flaunt and show forth my gold, my anklets of frankinscence and my raiments of versace and my crown of gucci.

For the age of dignity is Fargone.
And virtue is now an illusion, and integrity is the comfort of the blind.
But wealth and riches shall endure in the house of the cunny and the swift handed forever and ever selah.

And it came to pass that he’s fame spread even more round about like wild fire and yea a great fame in the land of facebook, in the city of twitter and at the mount of instagram, millions of likes visited his doorsteps every morning. Many young men arose in thousands inspired by his sermons and said to him “Show us the way. ‘Show us the way . And the souls of the daughters of men yearned after him. Many a voice of the latter cried saying “lie with us just a night.

However a few Old priests and guardians had chasitized their children, depart from him for he worketh inquity, He reapeath were he soweth not and his prosperity is from beelzebub.

But many did not listen.

Then after a while, foreign spies from the west and of whom he had stolen their gold were sent to try him. And lo they had gone like thieves in the night. Their pale white skins hidden under the cloak of darkness and under the guise of shadow. For months they hid themselves, watching, praying, preying and binding their time.

And behold and like a flash they had struck. While Hush the son of puppi and his mate, Wood the son of Berry were still in their courts crumpled by slumber at dawn The strong men had broken Into it and had held them captives.

And the leader of the band had cursed and prophesied unto them saying Verily Verily! I say unto you thy
cup is now full, and the anus of fowl hath now seen an open reproach. For a thief and a hyprocrite thou art. In the morning thou put on the garment of a successful merchant and in the night the robe of a robber. By the power vested in my hand thou has been declared under arrest, for it is written, For To Him that decreeth a thing it shall be established. And it was so, that Hush the son of Puppi and his friend Wood the son of Berry were binded by their hands, and taken to another land across the ocean to be tried for prison.

And the voices of Timaya and Phyno who had cried also in the wilderness had come to the rememberance of the son’s ofmen saying one more time.

Tell thy persons! Tell thy persons! You have been warned and you refused, You were counselled yet you heed not. Now the wind has blown and the anus of the fowl has seen reproach. Oh what a tragedy! Oh what a tragedy!.



Nairablog.

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Arrrrrrrh

Oga you are using Bible to make joke ba?

When e enter front page, halla me.

Let me go to church and be back .

naiirablog:
There was a certain rich man, a Nigerianite. Who left his father’s house crossed seven seas and dwelled in a far away country. A great small city called the land of Dubai. He pitched his tenth in Palazzo and named it Hedonae. For to himself he said, My feets had caused me to sojourn in a strange land, where my soul shall indeed find pleasure. And then, he had thought to himself saying “I will take on a new name for indeed a new dawn has come.

And so had he changed his name, from Rammon the son of Abbas to Hush the son of Puppi.

And although he had no handiwork,his hands and houses were filled with many goodly things. In his balcony was a great company of gold, bare spices and precious stones, talents of silver, pillars of diamond and papers of money.

And his fame travelled abroad. And the sons of men in his home country and beyond recoiled and said one to another; what manner of man is this? that worketh not and yet eateth and drinketh than the worksman.




He sweateth not, but yet lives on an ivory throne. For in the morning he rideth on the wings of a bird across seven countries, and in the night a large boat takes him to heaven. His bed chamber is clothed with fine versace and his robe is of pure gucci.






The desolate voices of Timaya and his bethren Phyno, had cried also in the wilderness saying;

Tell thy persons! Tell thy persons! For Ye have been warned yet you refused, You were counselled yet you heeded not. But the wind will blow soon and the anus of the fowl will behold reproach.
‘For something cannot arise from nothing. And light cannot come from so stark a darkness.,or a mighty stream from the barren desert.

And Lo, there was not an answer

Then the next year, the man had given out 12 bags of almond and thrown a feast. He hired for himself music men and praise singers amongst them was a a great newsman from his homecountry called Freezer the first borne of Fridge. Who after being drunk with strong wine, had together joined him as they made merry in his courts all day. And their souls were glad indeed and their spirits rejoiced and then he he began to sing his psalms and his hymns mocking at honesty, jeering at struggle.

HERE ARE THE PSALMS OF HUSH THE SON OF PUPPI AS HE MINISTERED UNTO FREEZER THE FIRSTBORNE OF FRIDGE INSIDE HIS COURTS.

[i]For labour is Vanity. And strong struggle killeth the spirit. And righteousness a great folly.

Woe unto he in my home country that tilleth his vineyard while the sun assualts his flesh.

Woe unto he amongst the kindred of lagos that watereth, for he is blind in his folly and his affliction betides his soul.

For the son of man, came neither tilling nor watering and yet repeath his harvest a thousand fold. And my janitor and gardener earns more than thy doctors and engineers.

For the inheritance of the labourer have i taken as mine. And the rewards of the crafty have i possessed in a strange land.

There fore will I lift up my voice unto the hills and i shall rejoice and laugh at my adversaries and yes a great laugh, i shall laugh, i shall jeer at my enemies who scorned me, in the season of my affliction.

I shall mock at the dreadlocked artisans, who wear not expensive rainment.
I shall spit at their sons and daughters with inferior jewelries.
I shall kick at the preachers who built monuments of virtue and not of gold.
I shall flaunt and show forth my gold, my anklets of frankinscence and my raiments of versace and my crown of gucci.

For the age of dignity is Fargone.
And virtue is now an illusion, and integrity is the comfort of the blind.
But wealth and riches shall endure in the house of the cunny and the swift handed forever and ever selah.

And it came to pass that he’s fame spread even more round about like wild fire and yea a great fame in the land of facebook, in the city of twitter and at the mount of instagram, millions of likes visited his doorsteps every morning. Many young men arose in thousands inspired by his sermons and said to him “Show us the way. ‘Show us the way . And the souls of the daughters of men yearned after him. Many a voice of the latter cried saying “lie with us just a night.

However a few Old priests and guardians had chasitized their children, depart from him for he worketh inquity, He reapeath were he soweth not and his prosperity is from beelzebub.

But many did not listen.

Then after a while, foreign spies from the west and of whom he had stolen their gold were sent to try him. And lo they had gone like thieves in the night. Their pale white skins hidden under the cloak of darkness and under the guise of shadow. For months they hid themselves, watching, praying, preying and binding their time.

And behold and like a flash they had struck. While Hush the son of puppi and his mate, Wood the son of Berry were still in their courts crumpled by slumber at dawn The strong men had broken Into it and had held them captives.

And the leader of the band had cursed and prophesied unto them saying Verily Verily! I said until you thy
cup is now full, and the anus of fowl hath now seen an open reproach. For a thief and a hyprocrite thou art. In the morning thou put on the garment of a successful merchant and in the night the robe of a robber. By the power vested in my hand thou has been declared under arrest, for it is written, For To Him that decreeth a thing it shall be established. And it was so, that Hush the son of Puppi and his friend Wood the son of Berry were binded by their hands, and taken to another land across the ocean to be tried for prison.

And the voices of Timaya and Phyno who had cried also in the wilderness had come to the rememberance of the son’s ofmen saying one more time.

Tell thy persons! Tell thy persons! You have been warned and you refused, You were counselled yet you heed not. Now the wind has blown and the anus of the fowl has seen reproach. Oh what a tragedy! Oh what a tragedy!.



Nairablog.

This

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Oga you are using Bible to make joke ba?

When e enter front page, halla me.

Let me go to church and be back .

If we're lucky. I will.

Hahaha, This is creative. Nice one.

JoshOxborn:
Hahaha, This is creative. Nice one.

Thanks alot.. Also Read my blog to encourage us.

You are really creative @Naiirablog. I enjoyed reading this.

[quote author=QVicky10 post=94116756]You are really creative @Naiirablog. I enjoyed reading this.[/quote


thanks a bunch.

naiirablog:
NOTE: Although Some Of The Characters In The Story Are Living People. Not All Their Portrayals Are True. In Summary It's More Of A Facts and Fiction work.



One

There was a certain rich man, a Nigerianite. Who left his father’s house crossed seven seas and dwelled in a far away country. A great small city called the land of Dubai. He pitched his tenth in Palazzo and named it Hedonae. For to himself he said, My feets had caused me to sojourn in a strange land, where my soul shall indeed find pleasure. And then, he had thought to himself saying “I will take on a new name for indeed a new dawn has come.

And so had he changed his name, from Rammon the son of Abbas to Hush the son of Puppi.

And although he had no handiwork,his hands and houses were filled with many goodly things. In his balcony was a great company of gold, bare spices and precious stones, talents of silver, pillars of diamond and papers of money.

And his fame travelled abroad. And the sons of men in his home country and beyond recoiled and said one to another; what manner of man is this? that worketh not and yet eateth and drinketh than the worksman.




He sweateth not, but yet lives on an ivory throne. For in the morning he rideth on the wings of a bird across seven countries, and in the night a large boat takes him to heaven. His bed chamber is clothed with fine versace and his robe is of pure gucci.






The desolate voices of Timaya and his bethren Phyno, had cried also in the wilderness saying;

Tell thy persons! Tell thy persons! For Ye have been warned yet you refused, You were counselled yet you heeded not. But the wind will blow soon and the anus of the fowl will behold reproach.
‘For something cannot arise from nothing. And light cannot come from so stark a darkness.,or a mighty stream from the barren desert.

And Lo, there was not an answer

Then the next year, the man had given out 12 bags of almond and thrown a feast. He hired for himself music men and praise singers amongst them was a a great newsman from his homecountry called Freezer the first borne of Fridge. Who after being drunk with strong wine, had together joined him as they made merry in his courts all day. And their souls were glad indeed and their spirits rejoiced and then he he began to sing his psalms and his hymns mocking at honesty, jeering at struggle.

HERE ARE THE PSALMS OF HUSH THE SON OF PUPPI AS HE MINISTERED UNTO FREEZER THE FIRSTBORNE OF FRIDGE INSIDE HIS COURTS.

[i]For labour is Vanity. And strong struggle killeth the spirit. And righteousness a great folly.

Woe unto he in my home country that tilleth his vineyard while the sun assualts his flesh.

Woe unto he amongst the kindred of lagos that watereth, for he is blind in his folly and his affliction betides his soul.

For the son of man, came neither tilling nor watering and yet repeath his harvest a thousand fold. And my janitor and gardener earns more than thy doctors and engineers.

For the inheritance of the labourer have i taken as mine. And the rewards of the crafty have i possessed in a strange land.

There fore will I lift up my voice unto the hills and i shall rejoice and laugh at my adversaries and yes a great laugh, i shall laugh, i shall jeer at my enemies who scorned me, in the season of my affliction.

I shall mock at the dreadlocked artisans, who wear not expensive rainment.
I shall spit at their sons and daughters with inferior jewelries.
I shall kick at the preachers who built monuments of virtue and not of gold.
I shall flaunt and show forth my gold, my anklets of frankinscence and my raiments of versace and my crown of gucci.

For the age of dignity is Fargone.
And virtue is now an illusion, and integrity is the comfort of the blind.
But wealth and riches shall endure in the house of the cunny and the swift handed forever and ever selah.

And it came to pass that he’s fame spread even more round about like wild fire and yea a great fame in the land of facebook, in the city of twitter and at the mount of instagram, millions of likes visited his doorsteps every morning. Many young men arose in thousands inspired by his sermons and said to him “Show us the way. ‘Show us the way . And the souls of the daughters of men yearned after him. Many a voice of the latter cried saying “lie with us just a night.

However a few Old priests and guardians had chasitized their children, depart from him for he worketh inquity, He reapeath were he soweth not and his prosperity is from beelzebub.

But many did not listen.

Then after a while, foreign spies from the west and of whom he had stolen their gold were sent to try him. And lo they had gone like thieves in the night. Their pale white skins hidden under the cloak of darkness and under the guise of shadow. For months they hid themselves, watching, praying, preying and binding their time.

And behold and like a flash they had struck. While Hush the son of puppi and his mate, Wood the son of Berry were still in their courts crumpled by slumber at dawn The strong men had broken Into it and had held them captives.

And the leader of the band had cursed and prophesied unto them saying Verily Verily! I say unto you thy
cup is now full, and the anus of fowl hath now seen an open reproach. For a thief and a hyprocrite thou art. In the morning thou put on the garment of a successful merchant and in the night the robe of a robber. By the power vested in my hand thou has been declared under arrest, for it is written, For To Him that decreeth a thing it shall be established. And it was so, that Hush the son of Puppi and his friend Wood the son of Berry were binded by their hands, and taken to another land across the ocean to be tried for prison.

And the voices of Timaya and Phyno who had cried also in the wilderness had come to the rememberance of the son’s ofmen saying one more time.

Tell thy persons! Tell thy persons! You have been warned and you refused, You were counselled yet you heed not. Now the wind has blown and the anus of the fowl has seen reproach. Oh what a tragedy! Oh what a tragedy!.



Nairablog.

nice writeup I like it

josh123:
nice writeup I like it

thanks.