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Announcement! by Dsense(m): 12:35pm On Feb 28, 2011
I'm using this great opportunity to Notify nairanlders . . . . . .That I (D-sense) just separated from /broke up with Annawhite.

I'm ver happy and feeling euphoric to annouce this,I'm not in sadness and very proud of the special time we spent and shared together.

It was fun and vibrant spending few months with you Annawhite. . . . . .Best of luck in your escapades/Life.

If anybody is interesting in her . . .Should quickly grab the chance . , You all have my world!!!
cool cool smiley wink

I hereby  want to ask for a favour from you all . . . Please stop associating me with her henceforth,IT'S THE REASON WHY I OPENED THIS THREAD!!! angry

Thank you all for your time cheesy
Re: Announcement! by Dyt(f): 12:37pm On Feb 28, 2011
as at d tym i posted dis
u v nt changed ur sign
Re: Announcement! by Coolabbie: 12:53pm On Feb 28, 2011
Who bleepin cares? Btw wat caused d breakup
Re: Announcement! by LordReed(m): 12:55pm On Feb 28, 2011
Dyt:

as at d tym i posted dis
u v nt changed your sign

Abi o. Talk about letting go to hold on.
Re: Announcement! by multibabe(f): 12:56pm On Feb 28, 2011
pls guys do u knw if Direct Entry form for 2011 is  out?
Re: Announcement! by Dyt(f): 12:59pm On Feb 28, 2011
^^ thanks 4 d commercial brk
now back 2 topic
Re: Announcement! by Dsense(m): 12:59pm On Feb 28, 2011
Pls nobody is to ASK FOR THE REASONS AGAIN . . . .It's confidential . . ,  undecided

multibabe:

pls guys do u knw if Direct Entry form for 2011 is  out?
What Form?
Re: Announcement! by MrCork17: 1:03pm On Feb 28, 2011
D-sense:

I'm using this great opportunity to Notify everynairanlder . . . . . .That I (D-sense) just separated from /broke up with Annawhite.

I'm ver happy and feeling euphoric to annouce this,I'm not in sadness and very proud of the special time we spent and shared together.

It was fun and vibrant spending few months with you Annawhite. . . . . .Best of luck in your escapades/Life.

If anybody is interesting in her . . .Should quickly grab the chance . , You all have my world!!!
cool cool smiley wink

I hereby  want to ask for a favour from you all . . . Please stop associating me with her henceforth,IT'S THE REASON WHY I OPENED THIS THREAD!!! angry

Thank you all for your time cheesy


AT LAST, I can Mooooove in. yipppppppy!! wink
Re: Announcement! by Phate07(m): 1:05pm On Feb 28, 2011


Bro, i laugh in Idoma. grin grin
Re: Announcement! by Woke4all(m): 1:06pm On Feb 28, 2011
ﺔﻤﻴﻈﻌﻟﺍ
ﻡﻼﻋﻹ everynairanlder. . . . .
ﺍﺬﻫﻭ ﺎﻧﺃ )ﺪﻣ ﺭﻮﻌﺸﻟﺍ ( ﻞﺼﻓ ﻮﺘﻠﻟ
ﻦﻣ / ﺖﻀﻓ ﻊﻣ Annawhite. ﺎﻧﺍ
ﺓﺪﻴﻌﺳ ﺭﺍﺪﺻﻻﺍ ﺭﻮﻌﺸﻟﺍﻭ ﺔﺠﻴﻬﺒﻟﺍ
ﻝannouce ﺍﺬﻫ ، ﺎﻧﺃﻭ ﺖﺴﻟ ﻲﻓ
ﻥﺰﺤﻟﺍ ﺭﻮﺨﻓﻭ ﺍﺪﺟ ﻦﻣ ﺖﻗﻮﻟﺍ ﺎﻨﻴﻀﻗ
ﺔﺻﺎﺨﻟﺍ ﺔﻛﺮﺘﺸﻤﻟﺍﻭ ﺎﻌﻣ. ﺎﻬﻧﺍ ﺔﻌﺘﻣ
ﺔﻳﻮﻴﺣﻭ ﻕﺎﻔﻧﻹﺍ ﺮﻬﺷﺃ ﺔﻠﻴﻠﻗ ﻢﻜﻌﻣ
Annawhite. . . . . . ﺎﻈﺣ ﺍﺪﻴﻌﺳ ﻲﻓ
ﻚﺗﺎﻴﺣ ﺕﺍﺮﻣﺎﻐﻣ /. ﺍﺫﺇ ﻥﺎﻛ ﻱﺃ
ﺺﺨﺷ ﺮﻴﺜﻣ ﻡﺎﻤﺘﻫﻼﻟ ﻲﻓ ﺎﻫﺪﻠﺑ. .
ﻲﻐﺒﻨﻳ. ﺀﻼﻴﺘﺳﻻﺍ ﺔﻋﺮﺴﺑ ﺔﺻﺮﻔﻟﺍ. ،
ﻚﻳﺪﻟ ﻞﻛ ﻢﻟﺎﻌﻟﺍ ﻱﺪﻠﺑ! ﺎﻧﺃ ﺎﻨﻫ ﺪﻳﺭﺃ
ﻥﺃ ﻝﺄﺳﺃ ﺢﻟﺎﺼﻟ ﻦﻣ ﻢﻜﻟ ﺎﻌﻴﻤﺟ. . .
ﻦﻣ ﻚﻠﻀﻓ ﻒﻗﻮﺗ ﻦﻋ ﻂﺑﺭ ﻊﻣ ﻲﻟ
ﻦﻣ ﻥﻵﺍ ﺍﺪﻋﺎﺼﻓ ﺎﻬﻟ ، ﺎﻬﻧﺍ ﺐﺒﺴﻟﺍ
ﻲﻓ ﻲﻨﻧﺃ ﺢﺘﻓ ﺍﺬﻫ ﻉﻮﺿﻮﻤﻟﺍ! ﺍﺮﻜﺷ
ﻢﻜﻟ ﺎﻌﻴﻤﺟ ﻰﻠﻋ ﻚﺘﻗﻭ
Re: Announcement! by Dyt(f): 1:07pm On Feb 28, 2011
woke s high again
Re: Announcement! by Coolabbie: 1:08pm On Feb 28, 2011
@woke thanks 4 translating, na now i understand
Re: Announcement! by Dsense(m): 1:11pm On Feb 28, 2011
@Cork,
Yeah . . . .The door is open for yah.

@Phathead,
You dey craze,

@Dyt,
Not looking for any girl . . . Not Nigerian babes anymore!!! angry

@Woke,
I think Cannabis don scatter for your head abi?

@Coola,
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Announcement! by Woke4all(m): 1:13pm On Feb 28, 2011
Dyt:

woke s high again
Woke is high on Dyt again wink
Coolabbie:

@woke thanks 4 translating, na now i understand
anytime babe. But do you know that . ﺇﺫﺍ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺃﻱ
ﺷﺨﺺ ﻣﺜﻴﺮ ﻟﻼﻫﺘﻤﺎﻡ ﻓﻲ ﺑﻠﺪﻫﺎ. .
ﻳﻨﺒﻐﻲ. ﺍﻻﺳﺘﻴﻼﺀ ﺑﺴﺮﻋﺔ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﺻﺔ. ،
ﻟﺪﻳﻚ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﻟﻢ ﺑﻠﺪﻱ! ﺃﻧﺎ ﻫﻨﺎ ﺃﺭﻳﺪ
ﺃﻥ ﺃﺳﺄﻝ ﻟﺼﺎﻟﺢ ﻣﻦ ﻟﻜﻢ ﺟﻤﻴﻌﺎ. . .
Re: Announcement! by Dsense(m): 1:17pm On Feb 28, 2011
Woke angry
Dem swear for you? . . . .What's your prb with ma thread . . . . . . undecided undecided
Re: Announcement! by Dyt(f): 1:18pm On Feb 28, 2011
woke
abeg lay low o
d op cld b temperament o
u no hear as he dey shout?
N fyi mr woke
Dyt does jst skirts
Re: Announcement! by iyatrustee(f): 1:21pm On Feb 28, 2011
@ D-sense wetin come happen now? could it be you filed for bankruptcy after that owambe party you threw on Vals day and she cant stand you anymore? [s]anyway i happy for my sista sha cos i can imagine the kind of torment she must have gone thru in your hand[/s] tongue tongue grin grin
Re: Announcement! by Dsense(m): 1:24pm On Feb 28, 2011
Iya,
You are not well grin grin
I'm also happy we broke up . . .Let me put it right . . .I broke up with her
She's not aware of the breakup yet!!!
Re: Announcement! by Woke4all(m): 1:27pm On Feb 28, 2011
D-sense:

Woke angry
Dem swear for you? . . . .What's your prb with ma thread . . . . . . undecided undecided

ﺖﻧﺃ ﻥﻮﻨﺠﻣ ؟ﻱﺍﺩ ﺬﺧﺄﺗ ﻚﺘﻗﻭ
ﻒﺼﺘﻨﻣ ﻞﻴﻠﻟﺍ ﻥﻷ ﻥﻮﻛﺃ ﻼﺟﺭ ﻢﻬﻟ
ﻰﺤﻟ ﺀﺎﻀﻴﺑ ﻦﺤﻧﻭ ﻢﻟ ﻥﻮﻜﺗ ﻙﺎﻨﻫ


Dyt:

woke
abeg lay low o
d op cld b temperament o
u no hear as he dey shout?
N fyi mr woke
Dyt does jst skirts
Dyt no worry i go wear skirt if na so.
Re: Announcement! by Dyt(f): 1:31pm On Feb 28, 2011
Bt woke
u get middle leg na
Re: Announcement! by Dsense(m): 1:32pm On Feb 28, 2011
MODERATOR angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

What is my thread doing here ''Jokes Section''?

You could atleast move it to THE Dating Section  . .right? undecided
Re: Announcement! by Woke4all(m): 1:38pm On Feb 28, 2011
Dyt:

Bt woke
u get middle leg na
No worry i get where i go hide am for ur bodi wink
D-sense:

MODERATOR angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

What is my thread doing here ''Jokes Section''?

You could atleast move it to THE Dating Section  . .right? undecided
[b] Isn't this a joke? grin
Re: Announcement! by Phate07(m): 1:42pm On Feb 28, 2011


U should have opened it there. undecided
Re: Announcement! by Dyt(f): 2:00pm On Feb 28, 2011
Sreams
woke
wats dat
is it my mouth u wanna hide it or under my arm?
Dude i dont do men ok?
Re: Announcement! by Woke4all(m): 2:04pm On Feb 28, 2011
Dyt:

Sreams
woke
wats dat
is it my mouth u wanna hide it or under my arm?
Dude i dont do men ok?
smiley wink cheesy grin angry sad shocked cool tongue embarassed lipsrsealed undecided kiss cry

Re: Announcement! by Dyt(f): 2:08pm On Feb 28, 2011
No provoke me ooooo
Re: Announcement! by Woke4all(m): 2:11pm On Feb 28, 2011
Dyt:

No provoke me ooooo

Re: Announcement! by iyatrustee(f): 2:12pm On Feb 28, 2011
D-sense:

MODERATOR angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

What is my thread doing here ''Jokes Section''?

You could atleast move it to THE Dating Section  . .right? undecided


this is one big joke! whoever moved it deserves a thumbs up cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Announcement! by Orton10(m): 11:37pm On Feb 28, 2011
Well Dsense,
bravah, In as much as I would have loved to sympathize and stand besides ya in this trying times of yours, I'm afraid bro, I can't.
Goodluck mate.
Re: Announcement! by tanimz(f): 1:32am On Mar 01, 2011
How is this a joke?
Re: Announcement! by Orton10(m): 7:11am On Mar 01, 2011
tanimz:

How is this a joke?
How far gurl ?
You don't even ask of someone, each I'm online, you're not and v.v. Dem no tell you say I be dey find you since?
@your question: Our mods for Romans dey vex bad, bad, any daft thread, gbam! Lol.
Re: Announcement! by Dsense(m): 1:22pm On Mar 01, 2011
tanimz:

How is this a joke?
I wonder too ooo . .As the Moderator just tossed my thread in to the trash i meant ''Jokes section'' undecided

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