ogugua88:

Lol. *singing* "Ekaette belle, she don get belle"

ogugua88:

No, I'm not Calabar.

190:

    A young lady name withheld yesterday was apprehended by the police for pouring hot water on his husband's face while he was asleep, the lady on police interrogations alleged that the husband is cheating on her, she further explained that the husband instead of registering her MTN line as his MAGIC Number went ahead to register that of his girlfriend (Ekaete), because when i first head about the magic number from my younger sister, the next day i bought 400 naira topup so i can register my husband only for me to be allerted by MTN that the number am reguesting to add as my MAGIC number has already by added by another USER,

My husband i know dnt make calls for more than 3mins, but suddenly he calls this particular number and they talked for hrs, they keep talking everyday at zero naira, and if there start talking nothing interest him any more than talking with Ekaete,

He came back from work this evening, after greeting him i went back to him, to give me money so i can prepare something for us to eat and the children, immediate Ekaete's call came, that was how my husband turn his back at me to received the call, i stood there while he recieved his call after five minutes he was still talking, my mind told me immediately who the caller was, the other mind told me to drag the phone with him but i just held myself and went outside to stay with the kids, they talked for over two hours, immediately after the call, he slept off, when i went back and saw him sleeping, with the anger in me, i started thinking about what to do to him, there was water i put on fire to use in bathing the most youngest kid cos he was cold, the devil took advantage of that and i could hold myself than to do what i deed.

the husband is in the hospital receiving treatment.


now this is funny

190:



what's super about this story!

190:

    A young lady name withheld yesterday was apprehended by the police for pouring hot water on his husband's face while he was asleep, the lady on police interrogations alleged that the husband is cheating on her, she further explained that the husband instead of registering her MTN line as his MAGIC Number went ahead to register that of his girlfriend (Ekaete), because when i first head about the magic number from my younger sister, the next day i bought 400 naira topup so i can register my husband only for me to be allerted by MTN that the number am reguesting to add as my MAGIC number has already by added by another USER,

My husband i know dnt make calls for more than 3mins, but suddenly he calls this particular number and they talked for hrs, they keep talking everyday at zero naira, and if there start talking nothing interest him any more than talking with Ekaete,

He came back from work this evening, after greeting him i went back to him, to give me money so i can prepare something for us to eat and the children, immediate Ekaete's call came, that was how my husband turn his back at me to received the call, i stood there while he recieved his call after five minutes he was still talking, my mind told me immediately who the caller was, the other mind told me to drag the phone with him but i just held myself and went outside to stay with the kids, they talked for over two hours, immediately after the call, he slept off, when i went back and saw him sleeping, with the anger in me, i started thinking about what to do to him, there was water i put on fire to use in bathing the most youngest kid cos he was cold, the devil took advantage of that and i could hold myself than to do what i deed.

the husband is in the hospital receiving treatment.


now this is funny

baby.me:

Your narrative skill sucks. Did you pass WAEC?

baby.me:

Your narrative skill sucks. Did you pass WAEC?

baby.me:

Your narrative skill sucks. Did you pass WAEC?

190:

cooked up from here fooooooooools http://www.naijapals.com/modules/naijapals/nigeria/topic,60186.0-.html

Orton1_0:

**Grabs a handful of itching groins laughing@question**

Orton1_0:

**Grabs a handful of itching groins laughing@question**

Tosinville:

lol why haterz nd critics are all on 190?lol

190:



Baby.yourself wen u don with your armpit hair
let us done,

p.wiz:

E-diot

Tosinville:

^^lol madam this isn't school, afterall you understand what he was trying to say. Do they employ you to analyze ppl's english?¿¿