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How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:31am On Sep 28, 2020
Have you been wondering about how you can pick money from the floor without turning to yam? Well, worry no more. This is how you should go about it:

1. Shadow the environment.


This is to know if the real owners of the money are not hiding somewhere waiting to grab whoever picks the money. The heart of man is desperately wicked, shebi you know.

Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:32am On Sep 28, 2020
2. Remove your blokos and piss on the money.

There is power in urine that can neutralize juju. This step one will be hard if you are a woman. But if it’s in a closed area, baby gyal, raise ya skirt and wet that cash. Who shame epp?

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Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:34am On Sep 28, 2020
3. You can also spit on it.

This one is when the money is dropped in an area where you cannot remove your blokos or bend low to spray it. If one way does not work, another one will. That’s what I have learned in this life.

Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:35am On Sep 28, 2020
4. Don’t forget to call the “Blood of Jesus”.

This one is more necessary than the urine and spitting. Jesus will probably not answer a thief like you who wants to reap where you did not sow, but you can try first. Mercy prevaileth over judgement.

Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:35am On Sep 28, 2020
5. Step on it and grind it into the ground.

Act like you’re killing a cockroach. Just grind it and grind it. If people look at you one kind, pretend you’re about to dance shoki or gwara gwara and you are getting your leg in motion. They will leave you alone.

Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:36am On Sep 28, 2020
6. Now go low, go lower, go lower again and pick up the money quickly.

Or you can drop your phone and bend down so it can look like you’re not actually picking what is not your own.

Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:41am On Sep 28, 2020
7. Enter the nearest shop and buy something with it.

That way, you have successfully spread the cash around. Even if you will eventually turn to yam in the middle of the night, it will not be only you. The shop owner will become a tuber, and everybody who ate from the thing you bought will become tubers too.

Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:42am On Sep 28, 2020
This is the Shop Owner

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Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:43am On Sep 28, 2020
This is you the Ring Leader



Sha, I hope the owner of the money pounds you and eats you with proper soup. The next time you come to life, you will look away when you see people’s money on the floor.

Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by kingk(m): 10:49am On Sep 28, 2020
This op is a clown....I don laugh sote my belle dey pain me... Nice one op.

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Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Enudapan: 10:50am On Sep 28, 2020
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Op belike say you grow for mushin
Infact I owe you a mushin weed
With an authentic Razzler
Cos you are highly carried
Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by gangstarmonk(m): 10:52am On Sep 28, 2020
cheesy This is very funny cheesy

Growing up as a kid was fun.

With all my home training, I didn't hesitate to pick every paper note with CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA boldly written on it. I used to be one of the luckiest lads amongst my age grade.

From Hide and seek to Owning fleets of cars made of empty cans of used beverages to my heap of cashew nuts from gambles and so on.

I'm happy and grateful to God for where I am now.

I didn't rely on just grace, I worked hard and i'm still on it.
Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:56am On Sep 28, 2020
Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Op belike say you grow for mushin
Infact I owe you a mushin weed
With an authentic Razzler
Cos you are highly carried

I prefer dried pawpaw leave. That one balance well. grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 10:58am On Sep 28, 2020
gangstarmonk:
cheesy This is very funny cheesy

Growing up as a kid was fun.

With all my home training, I didn't hesitate to pick every paper note with CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA boldly written on it. I used to be one of the luckiest lads amongst my age grade.

From Hide and seek to Owning fleets of cars made of empty cans of used beverages to my heap of cashew nuts from gambles and so on.

I'm happy and grateful to God for where I am now.

I didn't rely on just grace, I worked hard and i'm still on it.

Sweet Nostalgia

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Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by gasparpisciotta: 11:04am On Sep 28, 2020
Op is a comedian
Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by gangstarmonk(m): 11:07am On Sep 28, 2020
Psoul:


Sweet Nostalgia

Hahaha... Very sweet one. cheesy

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Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 11:09am On Sep 28, 2020
gasparpisciotta:
Op is a comedian

Hahahahahahahaha
Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by kukoyi17226: 11:39am On Sep 28, 2020
This is the Shop Owner
Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Bigbishung: 1:49pm On Sep 28, 2020
God will bless you for this good laugh u just gave me.nice one
Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 2:07pm On Sep 28, 2020
kukoyi17226:
This is the Shop Owner

grin grin grin grin grin

Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 2:08pm On Sep 28, 2020
Bigbishung:
God will bless you for this good laugh u just gave me.nice one

Thanks bro for laughing out.
Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by Psoul(m): 2:17pm On Sep 28, 2020
kingk:
This op is a clown....I don laugh sote my belle dey pain me... Nice one op.

Thanks bro.
Re: How To Pick Money From The Floor Without Turning To Yam by rndchef: 12:20am On Sep 29, 2020
Original Content. grin grin grin
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