Since you guys just wont stop mentioning about fart, therefore I will dedicate this Farting Thread to you guys and hope you like it. So anything concerning to fart, just post it here. Thank you.

What Kind of Farter are You?

Pick the day you were born on (i.e. 5th, 6th etc.) to see what kind of farter you are,

• 1-AMBITIOUS FARTER
Always ready to fart.

• 2-LAZY FARTER
Just fizzles


• 3-AMIABLE FARTER
Likes to smell others farts.


• 4-SELFISH FARTER
Only enjoys smelling his own farts.


• 5-CARELESS FARTER
Farts in church, restaurants, and department stores without even an iota of shame.


• 6-SMART ALEC FARTER
Farts when girls are in the room.


• 7-CLEVER FARTER
Farts and coughs at same time.


• 8-SCIENTIFIC FARTER
Keeps his or her farts in jars with the dates on them.


• 9-STINGY FARTER
Belches instead of farting to save his butthole.


• 10-FOOLISH FARTER
Farts and laughs, while others cry.


• 11-SHY FARTER
Can only fart on a deserted Island.


• 12-CONCEITED FARTER
Thinks he can fart the loudest.


• 13-UNLUCKY FARTER
Tries to fart and soils his underwear.


• 14- TIMID FARTER
Is emotionally shaken by the sound of farts.


• 15-BEWILDERED FARTER
Unable to distinguish between their farts and others.


• 16-SLOVENLY FARTER
Farts refuse to leave underwear, it's nice and damp in there and they can stick around.


• 17-NERVOUS FARTER
Farts very tight squeaky half farts, keeps the rest for the privacy of his or her own home.


• 18-MISERABLE FARTER
Can't fart unless he or she is in the privacy of their own home.


• 19-CONFUSED FARTER
Has such bad breath he or she can't tell where the smell is coming from.


• 20-GROUCHY FARTER
Swears at his or her farts.


• 21-SNEAKY FARTER
Farts, cups the noxious cloud tightly between his or her cheeks, then waits for someone else to get up or make a move to lift cheek.


• 22-DISAPPOINTED FARTER
Their farts don't stink.


• 23-FRESH GUY FARTER
Turns around in front of you and farts.


• 24-BIG BULLY FARTER
Farts louder, longer, and smellier than everyone elses.


• 25-VAIN FARTER
Deeply moved by the smell of farts.


• 26-CLAIRVOYANT FARTER
Can tell what others have eaten from their farts.


• 27-WISE FARTER
Farts and say's "Who dropped their guts?"


• 28-DAMNED MEAN FARTER
Farts in bed and pulls the covers over wife's head (aka the Dutch oven)


• 29-MUSICAL FARTER
Tenor or bass
Clear as a bell
Smells like shit
Sounds like a tuba


• 30-HONEST FARTER
Farts and blames in on others or the dog.


• 31-LIVELY FARTER
Jumps up in air, toots three times, kicks simultaneously.

am a DAMNED MEAN FARTER. Infact i just farted. Born April 28th. Feel free to fart my fellow landers it's fun and you know what?, when you fart you feel great. so i suggest you keep farting ooo!

Your butthole go tear very soon.

Nah. . . he wont. his butt hole be bionic ohhh

showbobo:

Your butthole go tear very soon.

Gaby,

you just establish yourself in the kingdom of Farting

;d

Nope Jeovy. I'm just granting your wish

*ala kegito*
MAY YOU FART AND NEVER TIRE, MAY YOUR KPONKPONKI SEND RAINCLOUDS OF FART OVER YOUR ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD, TILL REAL DEMOCRAT REDO AND UNDO DEMON-CRATS IN NAIJA.
amen-isseeeeeee!

newdeal:

*ala kegito*
MAY YOU FART AND NEVER TIRE, MAY YOUR KPONKPONKI SEND RAINCLOUDS OF FART OVER YOUR ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD, TILL REAL DEMOCRAT REDO AND UNDO DEMON-CRATS IN NAIJA.
amen-isseeeeeee!

Who be this BABALAWO wey dey chant Incatantions for here,ehn??

I bow for the guy O

Jeovy:

I bow for the guy O

You better run before him cast spell on you

good advice

@gabby, is that what its called nowadays FART!!??

wetin dem dey call am before

Am a clean guy

your turn is yet to come. . . . . . .

I actually have alot of farting scenes instore for almost everyone here. Its just that I am taking it one step at a time

Nah, am still gona come out clean (,)

We will see sha

Don't tell lies on me sha

u really want evidence abi?

Yeah, i wanna perceive the odour

fine here it is

Still wasn't me

yes it was cause while you shit, you fart at the same time

Come and perceive my yansh na

Info, dont tell me you have never farted before? You be mutated Monkey boy ohhh

gabrywyl:

Info, don't tell me you have never farted before? You be mutated Monkey boy ohhh

E be like say two of una get some kind hidden business together. . . Maybe una dey plan coup to take over nairaland

There is only one way to find out if na me truly mess or not

That is to hear, smell & feel your bom bom and only 1 person fits to do that. We wait. The person is yet. . . .