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Re: Contact Jovar For ALL Improved Seedlings, Seeds & Suckers by Jovar(m): 5:07am On Jan 05
A farmer went to a bank and handed her bank card to the teller and said "I would like to withdraw $10". The teller told her "For withdrawals less than $100, Please use the ATM."

The farmer wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her "These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you."

The farmer remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said "Please help me withdraw all the money I have."

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her "You have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?"

The farmer then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. "Well please let me have $3000 now." The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.

The farmer put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.

The moral of this story is, Don't be difficult with farmers, they spend more time learning how to solve problems!!!

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Re: Contact Jovar For ALL Improved Seedlings, Seeds & Suckers by Jovar(m): 12:34pm On Feb 17
*Standard Greenhouse Structure*

i. Galvanized Iron Pipe, 2mm,
ii. UV Stabilized Cover (Polyethylene/Woven Polypropylene), 200 microns
iii. UV Stabilized Anti-insect Netting, 50 mesh
vi. One door entrance
v. External Stay wire Support
vii. Installation
viii. Distant Location Transport (Covered only for 5 units greenhouses)

*Sizes & Quotes*
a. 240sqm (8m x 30m; Arch) = #2,400,000
b. 384sqm (8m x 48m; Arch) = #4,400,000
c. 400sqm (10m x 40m; Gable) = #3,900,000
d. 500sqm (10m x 50m; Gable)= #4,400,000

*N.B: Price is subject to change*
In Nig, plot is approx 50 x 100ft (15m x 30m = 450sqm)
Jovar Resources ™ RC2875407

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