I'll start with mine..


Diz guy Stanley (name changed) was the brainbox of the class wen it comes to mathematics.. So it was during exams na all ov us(asper backbenchers) have coordinated one or two free snacks for the guy "unto say na our guy make we fit see sumthing for him side write dat math exam day" no blame us jare maths na bastard ..

So on d previous day bfor d math exam, we didn't have any paper, be we all came tu skul except Stanley.. we took it as normal na asper no exam, we said "toh make him read well come show us tomorrow abeg"

On d D-day Stanley showed up perfectly normal, we gave him a heroic welcome, only my fellow backbenchers here go know as e dey go ..

Exam started, Stanley solved and showed us all, everything went perfectly normal we even hosted him at a mama-put for a job well done..

We got the greatest shock of our life wen his elder sister came to skul the next day to carry his locker, we wer like " ah snr (bcus she fnshd frm our skul) why are u carrying Stanley's locker na.. Then amidst tears she told us that Stanley died THAT DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE PAPER (day before yesterday).. Ah snr calm down na which kind talk b diz one na.. Nobe we and Stanley follow write exam yesterday? She couldn't bliv her ears..

Mata got to principal o, she didn't believe Stanley's sis because our math teacher personally changed Stanley's sit twice in the hall.. Lo and behold we all went to the mortuary wer we saw that the day the body was deposited and documented was that exact day we didn't have paper..

His parents on the other hand couldn't believe until his math script was brought out.. Which he wrote by himself a day after he died ... Diz life..

N:B.. Stanley had sickle cell anemia..

Scary

does spirit have body? once dead you are dead.

The
dead
are
conscious
of
nothing
at
all.

Wetin be the school name?

No forget the principal name, class Captain,teacher name e.t.c