Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked.
Her mom pushed and pushed and after a little while, Conner was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and patted him on his bottom, and Conner began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place . . . spank his ass again!!”

conversation between madam and maid;

madam: mfong, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary

mfong : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!

lmao



wahala dey