Since pmb speech are extraordinary boring. I suggest the following

1. Immediately after the national anthem, hire cherokee to shake her big ass live for 1minute

2. Midway into the speech get pinky, ms hydro to twerk for 1minute

3. After that interlude tell Nigerians to listen to the end if they want to see the 10 curviest ladies in Nigeria

4. After the speech show 10 big, soft booties for 2minutes with their phone no.

Do this and thank me later