*I love CHOLOCATE...Olodo, read again
*Imagine, I called MTN customer care today & they're telling me they're not hearing me well that network is bad
...Abeg who get network?
*Who else noticed that Dangote has removed 12 sticks from sphagetti?
*Being single is the sweetest thing. The 2k recharge card I load since january just finished today
*Brushing a child's teeth is stressful. Oya yinnn, do aaahhh, oya do laaa, I say arrrr...choi!!
*So he's calling you sugar & you're blushing..Something they're selling #20 in my area
*I like Nigerian universities. The ID card comes with rope, just incase you're tired of life...U know what to do next
*The day my parents say 'Sorry I was wrong'. I'll walk on water
*E don happen ooo. Yahoo boy use em USA no. register for jamb. Now em center na New york. Time: 7am...Na die be dat
*Girl: Baby where is this relationship heading to?
Me: Anywhere fuel finish, I drop you
*After this rain now, you'll see ladies ontop bike...Where are they going to??

Funny, funny funny, abeg com teach me

Icezikagu:
Funny, funny funny, abeg com teach me

For beginers, 1000 airtime & 1 bottle of wine

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You neva start.. by the time I go start to the post jokes eh, your nyash go dey comot water

McMikel:
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You neva start yet, by the time I go dey post better jokes eh, your nyash go dey comot water