Plz someone call dis babies mama//
, so dis babie rapper won't have to go into days of ''coma''//
Cos his babie ass kicks babies rythmns filled wit babies Vocab(s)//
Sorry son,now I know why u didn't want to be da thread starter//
though it took ur weakass like ages to wanna battle a brother//
da truth is,ur 4mer freestyles compared wit da last!!was even hotter//
'Cos u flow so deep like ''jackson curtis'' da wankstar!//
Po Deep wanna be da ''rap messiah''!!so u act da rap tutor//
reason why,U's just a juggler switching names instead of gears like NEPA//
Stupid gay!! be askin if am male or female found out his bisexual //
no wonder!! he has to stay loaded in da streets 'cos ''Naija's'' are gay(s) hater(s)//
Da prodigal son wantin 2 sneak attack me like Judas Iscariot did his master//
only 4 da stupid Bleep! to get fried up like ''AKARA'' some minutes after//
'Cos his personality is 5% knowledge,10% tactics,plus 85% attack everybody out of bottled up anger(s)//
So am takin him out,kickin his silly ass northward Po(le's) Deep wit kicks like Beckhams'//
Shit son!!!u shud read da verse over,check da stats!!let me know which person Career dey "DANGER".

Holla bck it's on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, this is how I'm-a do it, first i SHUT YOU UP then i SHUT YOU DOWN/
kgod?? Well I'm just human makin' this tha point where gods bow/.
Lesson 1: respect the name POetry DEEP/
cos d only time u get as deep as me is when u're "six feet"/.
2: lemme explain why ur ass is wack/
Its cos u mistook BEING A P*SSY for BEING A CAT!/
U forced my hand to this after analyzin' my freestyles/
u feelin' my sh.t but I bet u'd answer in denial/.
And I don't really understand why u on my d*ck, dude/
I mean c'mon gimme a break, first ur sister, now you?!/
Lesson 3: U aint got no magic yet you pass for a TRICK/
buggin' me for a battle till u became a pest to me, thats what "makes u TICK"/.
Wanna know what makes me tick?. . . U guess'd right- cos I'm da bomb/
so I can blow but guess who taught me how to 'blow'?. . . Guessed right again- Ur mom!!!/
and this is similar to Lesson 4, what u don't understand/
:dat u can only BLOW cos u ain't nuthin' but a FAN!/
The only thing dat makes u underground is dat u're still at d bottom/
I know u wanna bite this real undaground sh*t so feel free to get ur pen & start jottin'/, punk.
Jokes apart boy, u gotta be d*ck cos u +piss me off+/
Ask Jesus Christ, u couldn't nail me even if u could git me crossed/. B*tch.
Now, I've got you stoned but you still ain't got pearls/
U prob'ly got a crush on me so I'm-a you once more, u sure u ain't a girl??!!/
Oh sh*t! Fcukin' dullard, u failed the test on the lesson/
guess dat means ur dumbass will be back next session/ Sh*t.

Ok. For the votin' n' sh*t. The oldest rules in the book apply.

- 3 straight votes is a K.O.
With a maximum of 5 valid votes, votes in the ratio 3 : 2 is a win.
- No hate votes.
- No ass-kissing votes.
- No nagging/whining like a little bitch in the event of defeat about votes being unfair.(note: this is not an insult, the rule applies to me too).

CHEERS!!!

lol, wowness!

first your sister, now you?!/

hon, i hope u ain't talkin' about me. 'cause idk who kgoddie is. Only reason u found me on there was 'cause i was bored. Idk what y'all talkin' about sayin' am callin' u out. I didn't call nobody out. I ain't no rapper. Never mind what i said. it said "freestyle". I thought that's how y'all do it. BTW, am out of here. Just don't be confusin' me with anyone. Yes, am a girl and idk Kgoddie please.

@chiogo, nah! I wasn't dissin' you. Just doin' my thang. Why don't you cast a vote for one of us?

Wats da stuff about my mum's?Even witout readin ur rules I did not insult urs or any of ur peeps.Anyway,I pity ur class dat can make rules but,not obey dem.Maybe u shud paste u'r rules 4 all 2 see,abi wetin u think?U worst dan a bitch cos u's a slave cos u'r a do anytin to get da victory bitch.

Hey, its a battle not beef. Thats just how sh*t goes down in a battle. If u need to win real bad then take it, it yours. Happy now? Sheesh. Don't get so damn childish on me.
Besides where in my rules did I say "DON'T DISS FAMILY"??
I told you b4 in the freestyle thread, set up the thread. Maybe if u had, we'ld have gone with the rules you would've posted yourself. Simple. I hate such immaturity as that which u've just displayed. Battles don't mean beef, never take sh*t personal! U're trippin' and its a disappointment.
Anyway, both verses have gone off, I've battled u. U've got what u wanted i.e. I've played my part(no matter how u see it). So long, dude.

Hey, its a battle not beef. Thats just how sh*t goes down in a battle. If u need to win real bad then take it, it yours. Happy now? Sheesh. Don't get so damn childish on me.
Besides where in my rules did I say "DON'T DISS FAMILY"??
I told you b4 in the freestyle thread, set up the thread. Maybe if u had, we'ld have gone with the rules you would've posted yourself. Simple. I hate such immaturity as that which u've just displayed. Battles don't mean beef, never take sh*t personal! U're trippin' and its a disappointment.
Anyway, both verses have gone off, I've battled u. U've got what u wanted i.e. I've played my part(no matter how u see it). So long, dude.

Where the votes at O?! Or haven't y'all ever heard of a rap battle b4??
Please vote and lets get this over with.

who do i even vote for? y'all stink! sikeee, just kiddin'. But u do stink. anywayz, there's always baddest in every bad thin'. so, i vote for----------PO DEEP

One down.


Ps: I don't stink. Neither does my opponent. Fact.

okkkkkkkkk. whatever.

Yeah u both really got the game going but i can only vote for one person so i think i'll give it to Po Deep men u re tite love ur rhymes .

For the simple fact my vote went Po Deep's way doesn't mean Kgod isn't gud. Nice thang

Now am about to do it the hit dem up way! Da Makavelli da DON's way a.k.a. Great 2pacs' way!So Bleep dis battle Bleep the voting and all ,POOH DRIP Bleep u 2 ,I just got back from work about 2hours plus tot I shud end the thread this way.


1ce again it's on,it's da break of dawn.//
even cocks announce 'em presence wen dey crow.//
silly bleeps wanna be heard,yet dey not.//
me??nah!!! nid no victory 2 proof if am hot or not.//
'cos u nid no babalawo 2 tel u dat,hot!! u not!!//
so quit bitchin! ur lines done did it,boy! Da prodigal son who kicks poetry in distorted forms!//
I mean, how cud ur babie ass think u'r poetic??slowpoke!!//
wen ur slottish moms bleeped a looser 2 birth da dimwit she calls a son.//
punkass PO(OH)!! u just got ur lemme ass shot tryin 2 shoot me!! son!//
truth is!! u're 2 diaphanous plus, u no match 4 da BOSS dats dexterous.//
asked u;do u've somtin to say? u opened ur mouth wild 'cos u's a chauvinistic fool!,now u got ursef deformed.//
I mean u're a derelic,riiiiiight!!? cos u're anoda pathetic 1 who neva stays informed.//
gutter POOOOH!! crowned is ass captain ever b/f freestylin turned into a cold war!!//
hear SHORTIES ain't givin u nothin cos, u just a dick suckin homosexual,U's a bad Bleep!!//
next time captain POOH DRIP!!! check whose coast u be coastin b/f u thread postin!!//
cos u're very vulnerable plus highly visible!ur dick suckin lips is highly shut-able.//
neva Bleep wit higher powers cos, u like UKWA fakin poetry wen u far from bin an intellectual//
silly kid has got a lot of nuts in is ship,so he ain't floatin!! his straight sinkin!!,motherfucker!!//
so babie POOOOOH!! wenever u are hungry take dis freestyle in like it was babies food//
now I wonder!! who ever said wack dudes don't get 2 blow 2??//
Curtis Jackson! POOOH's mentor his a leaving proof cos his got sometin 2 show 2!//
Bleep wat u tot p(f)ool(h)!!! u's a fuckin clown.//
asked u 2 stand down yet,ur bitchass had 2 come around//
log-in wenever,see ur legendary nairaland rap career take a bad hit!!//
witout me poppin nothin from ma riffles,I bayonet split ur guts in 2 d(SH)eep!!//
say u took a bad limp by jumpin at me rookie sorry, ruuubbie!!!!//
same reason ur bitchass has 2 take a long shift northpoles,MONKEY!!//
be fast to quit nairaland for legworks.com like Thienry,STUPID!!//
While am gettin brains from ur little chick,as I suck on ur sisters tits,POOH POOH!!//
So call dis hate,call it beef,call it watever da Bleep u wanna,PUSSY!!//
am ma say so long to ur ass wit da followin,INFO!!//

1st son of a SLOT : u da worst cypher have ever seeeeeen.//
Usin peeps lines like contraceptive to battle me.//
POOH,U stink badly! u nid da WIN?Son u can have it.//
but,now all da nairalanders know ur little secret!.//
POOH DRIP da GREAT MASTUBATOR!!!!
even if I was da pussy and U was da DICK,u still cudn't Bleep me!! nah, u ain't got no VIBRATOR!!!//
Cos u an irritatin POOH plus a bad Bleep,u style straight sucks, //

2nd son of a SLOT : U wud have bin cool P(f)OO(l)H,if u spoke bout ur moms
at least u will have somtin 2 say like,She's a SLOT
even if all the DICKs in the world!!were to be hers, she still won't get enuff!!!!//
she cudn't have cared less wen, she got da boys in ur area bout ur age SCREAMIN how she's a FREE Bleep!!!!//
U still think I give a Bleep bout a crumpled PUSSY HELL noooo!!!!! I'll pass her by even wen she gives a good suck!!!!//

3rd son of SLOT : U'r a Po(OH) cos dats ur name and, everybody know babies use u 4 shit.//
didn't want 2 crack ur babies nuts open,da 1st time I spat,DRIP!!.//
but,bin a slot like ur moms! wit ur lines u begged me 4 a Bleep,little bitch!!//
ignored ur shit,till ur ass said somtin about takin da god!! six feet deep!!//
well guess wat??! U've out done ursef again little bitch!!//
cos now u've officially got ursef buried OCEANS DEEP!!//

Now so long POOH DRIP!!! Ur ass ain't just gonna nid any bomb to blow,
ur punkass is gon nid a missile to blow enuff 4 da world 2 see a free show.

R.I.P POOH DRIP!! I see ur shadow anywhere,gon send ma babie nephew at yah.STUPID IDIOTA!!!

Change the mess 2 Bleep pls.And dat let me na lemme.

let me na lame and privates na pr*ck.

my nigga po deep eat ya hole album with only one rhyme my dude.

2: let me explain why your ass is wack/
Its because u mistook BEING A P*SSY for BEING A CAT

Kgoddie, what up? U still mad? Loosen up. I got 3 straight votes that's a K.O. (read the rules). Battle's over. Its been fun. Goodluck with ur future battles. I'm out. Peace.

CONGRATS Man Cheers

Cheers, soldier.
One.

What's up with all this Mama dissing? Coulda been a tight battle without that.I'ma break it down later.It's all wrong but it's aight

Yo kaydee, wassup, its been a sec.
About the "Mother-dissing", I did it wit just a line, I mean, I was just rhymin', It wasn't meant to be personal but kgoddie got it twisted.
Anyway, he's dissed mine back(with a whole verse)so that should make up for his anger(I think). At least, now I know dissin' family is forbidden. And besides, we're cool now.