MEN STATEMENT AND THEIR TRUE MEANING

Statement: I'm a Romantic
True meaning: I'm poor

Statement: you are the only girl have cared about
True meaning: You are the only girl that has not rejected me

Statement: I really want to know you better
True meaning: So i can tell my friends about you.

Statement: I don't know if i like her
True meaning: She won't sleep with me

Statement: Was it good for you
True meaning:I'm insecure about my manhood

Statement: I had a wonderful time last nite
True meaning: Who are you

Statement: Do you really love me?
True meaning: I've done something stupid and you are going to find out

Statement:How much do you love me
True meaning: I did something stupid and somebody is on his way to tell you

Statement: I think we should just be friends
True meaning:You are ugly

Dry

lest i 4get,dey r mostly wrong.

*no offence*

Hmnn,

Some of dis are tru

As dry as a desert;wrong wronger wrongest

I like d last one sha,

A man is driving up the steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. as the pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells out "PIG!!!"
The man immediately leans out of the window and yells "B*I*T*C*H!!!"
The each continued on their way and,  as the  man rounds to the next corner, he crushed into a pig and,  died immediately


    If only men would listen



WOMEN PROBLEMS WITH MEN

I don't know why women problems like starting with MEN,  okay check this out

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramp

MENtal breakthrough

MENopause

GUYnecologist
An when MEN are in real trouble, it's a, HISterectomy, 


        How many people have notice that women problems mostly starts with Men