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True Meaning Of Guys Statements by toosexy1: 4:30pm On Nov 15, 2010
TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
Re: True Meaning Of Guys Statements by Mygoldie(f): 7:25pm On Nov 15, 2010
the bad heart of guys angry angry, who can unveil their nasty thoughts? shocked shocked
Re: True Meaning Of Guys Statements by Nobody: 7:38pm On Nov 15, 2010
too sexy:

TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."


So true grin
Re: True Meaning Of Guys Statements by AmAlone: 1:31am On Nov 16, 2010
, haaaa ***yawn****

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