This is a collection of facts dat i got 4rm a book. They r silly n mistakes done by ordinary people,n sum by prominent people. So sit back, read ,njoy n marvel at oda people's stupidity. Thank u. An international airline advertised its 'rendezvous lounges' in Brazil n discovered,too late, 'rendezvous' is slang 4 sex in dat country. A lincolnshire man who complained about drivers speedn near his home became d 1st victim of d radar trap police had set up to catch dem. American Frank Perkins decided,4 rsons best known to himself, 2 set a new record 4 squatn at d top of a pole. Frank was determind to perch dere for 400 days. But lyf on d ground changed quite a bit while Frank squatted on high. First, d firm sponsorin him went broke. Den his galfwend went off wit anoda man. When Frank finally made his descent, found his phone n electricity had bin cut off. Dat wasn't all. He was stil 2 days short of d world record. Dere's mo to cum l8ta,av run out of steam.

you dey craze. you know that

lmao, i d wait jare

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It takes a crazy person to kn anoda wan. Here's anoda. Firemen at Barnsley, Yorkshire had faces as red as their engines when magistrates refused to issue a 10-year registratn certificate 4 deir new social club. It had no fire escape. A builder's blunda at a nu jail on d Spanish island of Ibiza made it easy 4 prisoners to escape. He put in cell door locks which cld only b opend 4rm d insyd. D prisoners had 2 promise on deir honour not to escape.

Na true yarn oh!

I kn silly. Dis wan dey happen in naija too- A traffic xperiment 4 police in Bristol had embarrassing results. Rush-hour traffic was found to flow mo'smoothly afta police point-duty had ended.

Why blank?

Ok

D light-fingered talents of an arrestd burglar got 1 cop out of trouble. When a PC drove up wit d criminal,d duty sergeant at Preston police statn went outsyd to open up d garage 4 him- and d statn's door slamd shut b'hind him. Wit no key n no idea ao to beat d sophisticated electronic security system, d 2 cops had 2 ask d burglar 2 open d door.

PC Graham Markwick lecturd schchildren at Deal, Kent, on ao to foil bike thieves n advisd dem 2 get deir bikes stampd wit deir postcode. Den found his own had bin stolen. It wasn't stampd.

U lyk?

D light-manipulated talents of an arrestd burglar got 1 cop out of trouble. When a PC drove up wit d criminal,d duty sergeant at Preston police statn went outsyd to open up d garage 4 him- and d statn's door slamd shut b'hind him. Wit no key n no idea ao to beat d sophisticated electronic security system, d 2 cops had 2 ask d burglar 2 open d door.

KAI n usin of ovahead bridges in lag,

Lol.

anoda blunder ryt?

*winks*

Na u sabi

how now?

na me start d blunders?

too perfect at tyms i get jealous of masef

Who dey deciv u?

my baby gal,

dont say anytin provoking,a thread has beeen created for compliants, fanx

Lol. Jkd! U b my luv nah.

_blushin

neva told ya, one of my hobbies is been shy

Ooh rily. Me too.

thats great, seems u havin a gud day?

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Lol. Jkd! U b my luv nah.

U 2 go find somewhere else 2 make out.

me dun do her

On top my own thread? U funny oh. Wey my luv na?