e be like say ur luv don kpeme

nice jokes>>>>>>>me lovey!

thanks jare


here's another


Reluctant soldier Peter Lenz of Nuremberg, West Germany thut he had the perfect ruse for dodging call-up. He went for his medical with a urine sample from his galfwend who was a diabetic. But a few days later, Peter received orders to report for duty. A covering letter said: ''We would have believed u were diabetic- but not that u are pregnant.



Sometimes a star learns d hard way that if u say d wrong thing its best to move on to another subject. British comedian Michael Bentine was watching an audition for a stage show. After listening to the woman singer on stage, he turned to the man next to him and said: 'isn't that awful?
'Thats my wife ' his neighbour replied.
Trying to salvage the embarrassing blunder, Bentine pressed on: 'I didnt mean the singer. i meant the song.'
'I wrote it' came the reply.

correct gal, all smiles here

shakara4u:



correct gal, all smiles here

u sef correct my guy

u ova correct,make more blunders, make i laff

neva a dull moment on ur threads

D public likes to c d famous falter- and they got value for their money from American Tv announcer Ben Graver.
After an orchestral concert, he told millions of viewers: 'U have bin listening to d New York Symphony Orchestra under d baton of Atosco Touranini, I beg your pardon, Otosco Tiscani, i mean Artuto Toscanni.'
Eventually he gave up and started again: Your announcer has bin Ben Graver, ladies and gentlemen. Remember the name. U may never hear it again.'


But delighted viewers phoned in their hundreds, demanding that he should not be fired. he wasn't

lol they should have fired him though entertaining . .nice one yinkus

thanx

on our behalf

U're welcum.

A set of traffic lyts has bin stolen 4rm a main road junctn in Exeter. A police spokesman said: "some thieves will stop at nutin."- Exeter Express & Echo.

D parents of Anton Grellier were sorry dey eva cld him stupid. When he grew up n bcame a wealthy Belgian biznessman, Grellier sent dem generous cheques- wrongly made out so dey couldnt b cashd.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

shakara4u:

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Gustav III of Sweden blivd not only dat coffee is bad 4 u, but dat it was poisonous. D swedish king was so sure dat he ordered d drinkin of coffee as a punishment 4 a convicted murderer. D killer drank, drank n drank. And lived.

***Ranoscky swaggs in swaggerliciously in Jamaican swagger!***

Eheeen. . .?? . . .Dis two pipu stil dey continue dia bumper 2 bumper for dis thread? . . .O ga gan O!!

*Swaggs out in Flygerian swagg!*

^u sef go fear fear

i go place restrainin order on u oh.

Dis Ranoscky and his [i]mosquito[/i]gerian swag sef. .
**Yawns**
Yinks. .jackpot oliver wants some more. .lol

dnt v ur tym dude

I tell you say i dey find my rolex watch?
mtchew!