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'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting - Politics (4) - Nairaland

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by od501: 4:46pm On Nov 22
blacknp:
Sure & you are the wise Chief? Next time they should open all out fire on the Vandals & Looters, Public Nuisances.

And I pray your family member get hit by the first bullet! Keep collecting 30k from your blood sucking bosses, em go reach ur turn. It must reach your turn.
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Soarr(m): 4:47pm On Nov 22
Wiseandtrue:
sane Nigerians knows what they have been reduced to since the inception of this regime

The Nigerian Army has brought shame on itself!

Telling lies to cover lies

Shame!

Modified:

No offence intended, is the panel sitting on your brain
yeeeeee, this gbas gbos shock me like transformer... You sir are a savage personified

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Ihatemumu: 4:48pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state should leave this country. So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they don't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

Stop changing topic, we know your tricks lol
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by zeusdgrt(m): 4:57pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
30k Apc e rat spotted with multiple account
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by zubimete(f): 5:02pm On Nov 22
Sunnycliff:


How peaceful have you being living in Nigeria without fear from bokoharam
bro let me add banditry, kinapping, robbers & herdsmen.
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by malvisguy212: 5:04pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
you are the real enemy of this country
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Uchek(m): 5:08pm On Nov 22
Reno lives in US , not UK.


Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by DamZik: 5:11pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

''The @HQNigerianArmy’s account of their involvement in #LekkiMassacre is as straight as Bob Risky. It is as constantly changing as the complexion of some Nollywood actresses. It is as real as a #BBNaija female housemate’s backside. They took license for lie-sense!''
https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1330231740061933568?s=1
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by DamZik: 5:12pm On Nov 22
helinues crimes:
And this is a so called pastor...

Attention seeking mofo pastor


''The @HQNigerianArmy’s account of their involvement in #LekkiMassacre is as straight as Bob Risky. It is as constantly changing as the complexion of some Nollywood actresses. It is as real as a #BBNaija female housemate’s backside. They took license for lie-sense!''
https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1330231740061933568?s=1
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by DamZik: 5:20pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

APC zombies are heartless, shameless, irrational and biased. They earn a living by surpporting evil, wickedness and atrocities. All Nigerians can die, they don't care as far as they are receiving their monthly stipend and data subscription from the government.

Look at their names on Nairaland:
Yenefer
SuperBold
Supermugu
AntiChrist
BIGGESThead6
Okoroawusa
Yarimo
helinues
Atheist
ivolt
iokpebholo
omenka
satan001
Amotolongbo

Money is their gods.
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Koga51: 5:26pm On Nov 22
You want bro live in peace after your govt. Killed people's children. Peace no go fit dey until there is justice. Peace cannot coexist with injustice and oppression.

Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Samsonklin(m): 5:29pm On Nov 22
Okoroawusa:
Oga why are you insulting people nah?

Make your point and leave it at that..

Pastor admiring women backsides.... shior!
It is a shame you didn't understand the context "straight" here. Read again, and this time think.

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Naijboy: 5:55pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
It pained you Bro. grin grin grin
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Yus2020: 5:56pm On Nov 22
Yenefer, your mumu get network idiot you will be kill take it leave it


Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Dminister(m): 6:01pm On Nov 22
Buratai is a gorilla. Just look at his picture. Very ugly human being. Ugly people lie more than satan himself
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by GEEBITE: 6:07pm On Nov 22
He is a green card holder in the US last time I checked and could have probably acquired citizenship by now.Please spin another tale.
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Oizatobad(m): 6:11pm On Nov 22
Wiseandtrue:
sane Nigerians knows what they have been reduced to since the inception of this regime

The Nigerian Army has brought shame on itself!

Telling lies to cover lies

Shame!

Modified:

No offence intended, is the panel sitting on your brain
respond with your home trAIning pls
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Beautyaddy: 6:27pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

Whaaattt

I don't want to believe that it's a female with ovaries who wrote the above post or a male with real human brains...no I refuse to believe it embarassed

Please I really refuse to believe it. embarassed sad
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Dollanaira: 6:28pm On Nov 22
Hmmm
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by FRANKOSKI(m): 6:29pm On Nov 22
GOOD TO KNOW THAT RENO IS AFFILIATED TO BOB...... one day can of worms will be opened.
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Eerujeeje: 6:32pm On Nov 22
Psalmy2cute:

He is not in the UK.. he is in the US.. lol get your facts right.. omoale
omo ale ni boy yen, who is I swear
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Eerujeeje: 6:32pm On Nov 22
Psalmy2cute:

He is not in the UK.. he is in the US.. lol get your facts right.. omoale
omo ale ni boy yen, I swear
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Beautyaddy: 6:33pm On Nov 22
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
I dey shame for the Nigerian army

The Current Nigerian Army has shown that their Complete Loyalty and Protections is to Dictator Buhari and his Cabinet.

The Nigerian Army has no protection or loyalty to the Average Nigerian Citizen.

It is better Nigerians living in Nigeria begins to accept the reality on ground and stop living in denial land.
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by MrBachelor: 6:35pm On Nov 22
The puns cool
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by chozzy: 6:54pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

You sound like a mad woman.
Madam, Reno is not your problem.
Visit Aso Rock and see who your problem is.
.
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by TinubuGoQuench: 7:08pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

YOUR MUD HUT IN IBADAN IS LEAKING
HAVE U MENDED IT?
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Pimine: 7:16pm On Nov 22
Blakpot:


And the sky is blue
Aswearugaaad

Nicca you no go kill pesin. What's the name of this game - Rock Paper Obvious? grin

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by jonnyjustcome22: 7:41pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

I pray that even if is one person that die, that person will be ur brother or sister in IJN
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Kay25(m): 7:55pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
you should be deported to Niger you are not enemy of the state through your stupidity
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by daniwise(m): 8:38pm On Nov 22
Ever8090:
the real enemies of this country are those who supports evil..those who supports the government for killing innocent citizens who are demanding for good governance..and from the way you sound,you fit in perfectly in the category of those type of people which makes you one of the enemies of the country

He is a hoodlum.please Disregard her
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by chessguru(m): 8:57pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
Ogun kee you there
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by chaloskyx: 9:22pm On Nov 22
The Making of an Empire

A couple of years back, I had some business concerns in some neighboring countries where I had to appear in person. After the business day, I would go about in the evenings to "feel" the locality and attempt to understand the people. In all the countries near Nigeria, something profound struck me...

The Hausa and Fulani communities in the countries were substantial.

Being of Nigeria with a fair understanding of the Hausa and Fulani peoples, and a working knowledge of the Hausa language, subconsciously, I gravitated more towards them. And I learnt a great lesson.

The Hausa and Fulani in Ghana, Togo, Benin Republic, Niger, and Nigeria do play the national politics of their official countries, but do not see themselves as from different countries in reality! What this means is that the artificial boundaries drawn up by the Europeans in 1896 are not recognized by them in their hearts; they only take advantage of those artificial boundaries to further their empire but do not actually respect them.

Shocking? Absolutely true!

With this philosophy in mind, the Hausa in Ghana would endear himself with that from Niger and treat him better than the Fanté from the Western Province or Ashanté from the Cape Coast! The Hausa or Fulani in Bauchi is more culturally attached to his kinsman from Niger and Togo far ahead of his attachment to the Igbo or Yoruba! The Hausa/Fulani kingdom in West Africa made up a huge percentage of the Western Sudan (the original name of the huge country) before it was carved up in 1896 by the voyeuristic Europeans! It was a calamity that ought not have been!

This was a most profound experience for me; I returned to Nigeria thoroughly sober and with more knowledge of why the Arewa part of Nigeria acts towards Nigeria as it does; the Arewa Nigeria sees the country as a resource tool for the greater Hausa/Fualni kingdom...the Caliphate!

In recent times, the non Arewa or non Caliphate Nigerians have been aghast at the investments flowing towards Niger Republic, the influx of Fualni from all over West Africa into Nigeria, the rail line from Maradi to Daura, the crude oil supply agreement from Niger Republic to Kaduna, the refinery construction on the border between Daura and Maradi, the refined products supply from Niger to Nigeria...

And the BORDERLESS existence between Niger and Nigeria, between Northern Benin and Nigeria, between Chad and Nigeria while the borders between Southern Cameroun and Southern Benin Republics are closed and guarded by lions! People have expressed surprise...people have actually been shocked. But the only persons shocked are Southern Nigerians! The Arewa Nigerians actually regard the surprise of Southern Nigerians as EXTREMELY NAIVE!

And I agree with them; Southern Nigerians are absolutely naive!

The investments and borderless existence of Northern Nigeria with their kinsmen in Niger, Chad, Northern Benin, Northern Cameroun, etc are seen as a boost for the greater Caliphate of the Fulani with their Hausa cousins. In Truth, it is not meant to undermine Nigeria as they see the artificial country as a tool to enhance the real country of their hearts. Unfortunately, Nigeria is inadvertently undermined!

It is important for us all to understand the underlying factors that make the Caliphate act like they do. A significant proportion of the Fulani elite especially those in government, do not have origins in Nigeria! Most of the governors are Fulani and most have their father's or grandfathers immigrate to Nigeria only a generation before they were born! Most of their national assembly members did immigrate to Nigeria too. We've had several Heads of States that were never Nigerians in the true sense! Even Mr. Buhari's father was NOT a Nigerian but his mother was Nigerian (Kanuri); Mr. Buhari's father was a poultry trader from Maradi in Niger Republic. He traded "ducks" between Maradi and Daura (he was called Mai-agwagwa...the Duck Trader) and fell in love with his wife with whom Mr. Buhari was sired! But the young Mohamadu grew up with his mother's people in Daura and became Nigerian! So our "dear" president is actually from Niger Republic by parentage but a Nigerian through his mother...or by birth. Just so we know the origins.

Almost all elite of Fulani origins in Nigeria have at least a family home in Niger Republic! There are folks that live in Niger Republic and work in Northern Nigeria. The bond between Niger Republic and the core North of Nigeria is stronger than the binding forces of natural magnets! For all intents and purposes, Niger Republic, Chad Republic, Northern Ghana, Northern Togo, northern Benin and Northern Cameroun are bound by culture, religion, philosophy and all have you to Northern Nigeria! This vast area would have been one giant official country that would compete with Saudi Arabia in influence and riches! The Europeans came along and destroyed that great Empire with their cunning! But that Empire is not done yet; they're rebuilding it with the epicenter in Northern Nigeria...

And the wealth of the South, under the sham arrangement of 1914, is being used now to accelerate the reemergence of a vast Empire of the Western Sudan, with the Fulani at the apex!

These are the facts that we don't dispute! We do not begrudge them their empire; we want Restructuring or Separation so that we could also build our little empire in peace! They do not want us to have an empire in any way whatsoever. Herein lay the angst!

The fight is really not about Nigeria; it is the emergence of empires in the neighborhood! And those that shall control the resources!

Nigeria is just a victim of the scramble for resources in this Empire Building Project of the Caliphate...and the dissonant response of the Ethnic Nationalities of Southern Nigeria!

Good morning, Friends...but #thinkAgain...the 1999 Constitution of Nigeria is the greatest tool regressing Nigeria and the constituent nations trapped within. The lack of understanding, and the absence of strategy among the Southern Nigerian nations is most devastating... and they suffer thereof for their inordinate lack of knowledge and inexplicable naivete!

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