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'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by TMSMedia: 10:00am On Nov 22
'The Nigerian Army's Account Of Their Involvement In The Lekki Massacre Is As Straight As Bobrisky'- Reno Omomkri

Former Presidential aide, Reno Omokri, has mocked the Nigerian Army over the different accounts they have given regarding their involvement in the October 20 shooting incident at the Lekki tollgate, IgbereTV reports.

Reacting via his Twitter handle, Reno wrote;

''The @HQNigerianArmy’s account of their involvement in #LekkiMassacre is as straight as Bob Risky. It is as constantly changing as the complexion of some Nollywood actresses. It is as real as a #BBNaija female housemate’s backside. They took license for lie-sense!''
https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1330231740061933568?s=1

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Yenefer(f): 10:03am On Nov 22
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by helinues: 10:04am On Nov 22
And this is a so called pastor...

Attention seeking mofo pastor

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Acekidc4(m): 10:10am On Nov 22
Tell Dem Dem

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Wiseandtrue(f): 10:13am On Nov 22
sane Nigerians knows what they have been reduced to since the inception of this regime

The Nigerian Army has brought shame on itself!

Telling lies to cover lies

Shame!

Modified:
morgstreme:


The panel has not ascertained that the Army is lying..

Which kind small pickin, uneducated talk be dis
No offence intended, is the panel sitting on your brain

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Ever8090: 10:16am On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state should leave this country. So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they don't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
the real enemies of this country are those who supports evil..those who supports the government for killing innocent citizens who are demanding for good governance..and from the way you sound,you fit in perfectly in the category of those type of people which makes you one of the enemies of the country

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Jostoman: 10:26am On Nov 22
helinues:
And this is a so called pastor...

Attention seeking mofo pastor
the thing pain you well we'll.

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Amotolongbo(f): 10:28am On Nov 22
''The @HQNigerianArmy’s account of their involvement in #LekkiMassacre is as straight as Bob Risky. It is as constantly changing as the complexion of some Nollywood actresses. It is as real as a #BBNaija female housemate’s backside. They took license for lie-sense!''

Reno O-mockery

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Mgbadike80: 10:29am On Nov 22
We’re Not Allowed To Release Bodies
Of #ENDSARS Protesters — Mainland
Hospital


The management of Mainland
Hospital, Lagos, says it received a
directive from the state Ministry of
Health not to release corpses of
suspected #ENDSARS protesters.
Our correspondent visited the
Mainland Hospital after the Chief
Coroner of Lagos State, Mrs.
Mojisola Dada, via a public
announcement, directed relatives who
had lost loved ones between October
19th and 27thto visit the Lagos State
University Teaching Hospital to
identify and claim bodies of their
loved ones.
The #ENDSARS protests had lasted
between October 7th and 20th in
Lagos and several other states of the
federation.
While the protests lasted, relations,
friends and associates of missing
persons claimed their relations had
either been killed or held
incommunicado by security agents.
Of particular concern was the Lekki
toll gate shooting of Tuesday,
October 20, where peaceful #
ENDSARS protesters were shot at by
security agents, leading to yet-to-be
ascertained number of casualties.
The shooting incident had attracted
national and international outcry, with
the Lagos State and Federal
governments being urged to unravel
the identity of the shooters and who
deployed them.
The public notice by the Lagos State
coroner did not, however, state if the
bodies that had been scheduled for
release also included those of
persons who died during the #
EndSARS protest.
It reads in part, “This is to notify the
General Public that the Chief Coroner
of Lagos State, Hon Justice M. A.
Dada (Mrs.) pursuant to Section 15,
Coroner’s System Law of Lagos
State, 2015 the Pathology Team
would want all those who have lost
loved ones between 19th – 27th
October 2020 (that is, next-of-kin of
the victims) to provide relevant
information that would assist the
identification exercise.
“The next-of kin should kindly
contact the Department of Pathology
and Forensic Medicine, Lagos State
University Teaching Hospital
(LASUTH), Oba Akinjobi Way, Ikeja
for the identification exercise of the
Deceased.”
When our correspondent visited the
Mainland Hospital mortuary in Yaba,
Lagos, on Friday, the front desk staff
said there was a clear directive from
the state government for dieners
[morgue attendants] to release only
the bodies of those who died before
and after the #ENDSARS protests.
When our correspondent spoke with
the Medical Director of Mainland
Hospital, Dr. Abimbola Bowale, he
maintained what the mortuary
attendant had said.
“It is only the commissioner (of
health) or even Mr. Governor that can
release the body to you, Sir. So, you
will have to contact him,” he said.
All efforts to reach the Commissioner
of Health, Prof. Akin Abayomi; and
Director, Public Affairs at the state
health ministry, Mr. Tunbosun
Ogunbanwo, were unsuccessful.


https://punchng.com/were-not-
allowed-to-release-bodies-of-
endsars-protesters-mainland-
hospital/

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Hyperchi(m): 10:35am On Nov 22
this guy no go kill person. this Bob risky wa u quote get as e be , e no straight oooo.
it is as fully as oshomole backside

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by November1857(m): 10:54am On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state should leave this country. So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they don't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
Women belong to the other room --BUHARI
What are you doing here You should be in the kitchen doing kitchen stuff !

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Okoroawusa: 12:46pm On Nov 22
Oga why are you insulting people nah?

Make your point and leave it at that..

Pastor admiring women backsides.... shior!

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Flexherbal(m): 2:17pm On Nov 22
Hmmmmm!
This guy!!!

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by slawormiir: 3:29pm On Nov 22
Damnnn niggarrrr
I dey shame for the Nigerian army

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Hotzone(m): 3:29pm On Nov 22
Lol

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Sunnycliff(m): 3:29pm On Nov 22
The little confidence in the NA is being eroded the more with their disconcordant tunes

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Psalmy2cute(m): 3:30pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state should leave this country. So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they don't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people
He is not in the UK.. he is in the US.. lol get your facts right.. omo ale

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Splitmind: 3:30pm On Nov 22
The army never changes their stories at all.

My good friends helinues and Yenefer can attest to that.

Just tell me one time wherever the army changed their story, one.

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by frindowsdisrupt: 3:30pm On Nov 22
Bobrisky is gay

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Wiseandtrue(f): 3:30pm On Nov 22
Okoroawusa:
Oga why are you insulting people nah?

Make your point and leave it at that..

Pastor admiring women backsides.... shior!
You understand English at all

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by WrittyWritter(f): 3:30pm On Nov 22
smiley
Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by guru90: 3:30pm On Nov 22
Atomic bomb to them!

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Btruth: 3:30pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state should leave this country. So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they don't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

How does this add up?

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Imstrong2(m): 3:31pm On Nov 22
Did buratai accept Reno fight challenge?the beef is still there

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by Sunnycliff(m): 3:31pm On Nov 22
Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state should leave this country. So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they don't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

How peaceful have you being living in Nigeria without fear from bokoharam

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by cynthia500(f): 3:31pm On Nov 22
“Action is the foundational key to all success. I never dreamt of success, I worked for it.

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Re: 'As Straight As Bobrisky' - Reno Omokri Mocks Army's Account Of Lekki Shooting by DennisEche(m): 3:32pm On Nov 22
Only zombies will believe the army

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