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Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 6:01pm On Jun 05, 2011
Yes I am, a great one sef.

How are guyz doing??

Will you guyz get off I.d's back??
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by yinkalink(f): 6:05pm On Jun 05, 2011
Hell no,i lov it dere


If i open an hospital,will u patronise me?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 6:12pm On Jun 05, 2011
Hamid O:

Yes I am, a great one sef.

How are guyz doing??

Will you guyz get off I.d's back??

swthrt - you. . .are. . .joking - arn't you?

'n no way! I'm most certainly not getting off ID's back - it's just too comfy! tongue tongue

yinkalink:

Hell no,i lov it dere


If i open an hospital,will u patronise me?

Yes, O! I will

but before then - I go dontate ID give you

you need a guinea pig for target practice cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 6:19pm On Jun 05, 2011
Swthrt better name the person you mean. I swear if I.d catch ehn, na only me go fit save you

It's bin a yl babe, hope you are good??

Are you ready for work??
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 6:22pm On Jun 05, 2011
No.

I'm never ready - weekend's not long enough for me jor! cool

but I'm good - you nko?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 6:30pm On Jun 05, 2011
I'm doing great mehn,

You're not ready for work but your fridge is ready for the week sha.

You know what I'm saying swthrt, don't you??
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by yinkalink(f): 6:32pm On Jun 05, 2011
Thanks efe but i no fit use my big sis for xperiment
Make i leave u two lovebirds alone jare
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by Idowuogbo(f): 6:34pm On Jun 05, 2011
yinkalink:

Hell no,i lov it dere

Efemena_xy:

'n no way! I'm most certainly not getting off ID's back - it's just too comfy!  tongue tongue
but before then - I go dontate ID give you
una no well o , na my baka dey receive dis much viewing
oh well u  forgot to tell him , i have b&b(bed&breakie) al up in dat kasa, merriment of d highest order  grin grin grin grin grin grin

Efemena_xy:

you need a guinea pig for target practice  cheesy cheesy cheesy
efe are u alrite @ al ? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 6:45pm On Jun 05, 2011
She's very okay o, you're not thinking otherwise, are you??

Did any of you ladies make your hair this weekend?? **I'm not asking how much you spent o** Lol, I can't shout
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 6:46pm On Jun 05, 2011
Idowuogbo:

una no well o , na my baka dey receive dis much viewing
oh well u  forgot to tell him , i have b&b(bed&breakie) al up in dat kasa, merriment of d highest order  grin grin grin grin grin grin
efe are u alrite @ al ? undecided undecided undecided



^^ come - you sef!!

we dey compliment you 'n all - 'n you dey vex??

okay, I nor go play wiff you anymore. . .

Oya open door make I waka commot jor  embarassed embarassed undecided

yinkalink:

Thanks efe but i no fit use my big sis for xperiment
Make i leave u two lovebirds alone jare

c'mon come back jor! The more the merrier

besides, my swthrt isn't complaining though - is he?

Hamid O:

I'm doing great mehn,

You're not ready for work but your fridge is ready for the week sha.

You know what I'm saying swthrt, don't you??

yep - I do - very much so

and yes, it is - just the way you like it - plus a few extra bits for midnight snacking too  cheesy
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 6:49pm On Jun 05, 2011
Hamid O:

She's very okay o, you're not thinking otherwise, are you??

Did any of you ladies make your hair this weekend?? **I'm not asking how much you spent o** Lol, I can't shout

Yep, I did - guilty as charged wink
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by Idowuogbo(f): 6:54pm On Jun 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

^^ come - you sef!!

we dey compliment you 'n all - 'n you dey vex??

okay, I nor go play wiff you anymore. . .

Oya open door make I waka commot jor  embarassed embarassed undecided

c'
no u aint leaving , u wan torture me
i was about asking u to come and annoit me
have u eva played d game mario na dia i wan die ?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 7:00pm On Jun 05, 2011
Lol!!

Dem never born the pessin wen go fit torture you for nland!! grin grin

and no - I haven't played that game before

if it's an X-box / Playstation / Wii / Ninetendo DS / etc

then no. I'm not into all that

I prefer er. . . boardgames jor like monopoly, online scrabble etc tongue tongue

oh! 'n the traditional game called Eko / Ayo (in Yoruba, I think) cheesy

d'you get me?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by yinkalink(f): 7:01pm On Jun 05, 2011
Ok,i don come baq

Am eating sugarcane
Anyone wanna join me?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 7:03pm On Jun 05, 2011
Thanks Yinks, Enjoy

Efemena_xy:

Yep, I did - guilty as charged  wink

Hahaha, You are the best swthrt!! The way to a man's heart is through nice midnight snacks believe me. I'm becoming more creative in my snacking pursuit. Lol

Before I forget you're looking so beautiful with that hairdo of yours.

I hate the fact that tomorrow is Monday, I swear. Can someone just declare a public holiday please??
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by Idowuogbo(f): 7:05pm On Jun 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

Lol!!

Dem never born the pessin wen go fit torture you for nland!! grin grin

and no - I haven't played that game before

if it's an X-box / Playstation / Wii / Ninetendo DS / etc

then no. I'm not into all that

I prefer er. . . boardgames jor like monopoly, online scrabble etc tongue tongue

oh! 'n the traditional game called Eko / Ayo (in Yoruba, I think) cheesy

d'you get me?
yes i gats u , omo u sef dey do like my granny o
come make i use ur bodi play ludo den , if na traditional game u want
have u got 4 departments ? wink cheesy
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 7:07pm On Jun 05, 2011
Hamid O:

Thanks Yinks, Enjoy

Hahaha, You are the best swthrt!! The way to a man's heart is through nice midnight snacks believe me. I'm becoming more creative in my snacking pursuit. Lol

Before I forget you're looking so beautiful with that hairdo of yours.

I hate the fact that tomorrow is Monday, I swear. Can someone just declare a public holiday please??

Lol!!

it's even worse for me - esp. as I had the whole of last week off!!  grin grin

@Yinks - why you dey do this now??

it has tey-tey since I chop sugarcane - gosh over 15yrs!!!

oya send ma own by express / DHL services now-now!  tongue tongue tongue
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 7:12pm On Jun 05, 2011
Idowuogbo:

yes i gats u , omo u sef dey do like my granny o
come make i use your bodi play ludo den , if na traditional game u want
have u got 4 departments ? wink cheesy

ah!! To act like a granny - na long life be dat now

don't you think?

@ Hamid 'n Yinka 'n ID

make una tish me how to play Chess


I think moi is ready to learn!! cheesy
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by yinkalink(f): 7:22pm On Jun 05, 2011
K
One field of sugarcane comin thru,d prob na where to plant am so u‘l b getn it steadily

Chess,no prob
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 7:25pm On Jun 05, 2011
Yinks

have you noticed both ID & Hamid have suddenly gone very quiet?

d'you think they're both up to some mischief??  angry angry angry
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 7:29pm On Jun 05, 2011
Efe!! You look I.d finish say make she teach you how to play chess, shey you no know say na only ten ten and suwe I.d sabi??

No worry I go teach you when Seun decides to make NL more interactive. Lol

Will you ask I.d the right question now or not?? Lol
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by Idowuogbo(f): 7:31pm On Jun 05, 2011
no ,
hamid u follow efe shark d expired pammi ni ? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 7:34pm On Jun 05, 2011
ah!!!

that's berra - some response from you both! cheesy cheesy wink
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 7:37pm On Jun 05, 2011
ID, can I ask you a question??
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by Idowuogbo(f): 7:39pm On Jun 05, 2011
yes babe
anytin
can i guess it
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 7:45pm On Jun 05, 2011
No you can't.

Well, maybe you can - seeing as we've been friends for eons. . .

**whispers into her ears. . .

d'you think I'm too wild for my swthrt??

I dey try turn over new leaf and curb my wild escapades. . .na good man & I nor wan scare am off. . .

but damn!! [size=1pt]that itch dey cloud ma thinking at times. . .[/size]

dat's why I've resorted too learning Hausa, to dull d edge jor - maybe I need to learn how to cook tuwo-shinkafa join am. . .

what d'you think??*** 
  lipsrsealed undecided
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by yinkalink(f): 7:46pm On Jun 05, 2011
*moves closa 2 Efe,u‘r ryt.evn thou dey‘r talkin now,dere‘s somtn fishy goin on.n detective yinka shall find awt!*
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 7:48pm On Jun 05, 2011
lol! cheesy
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by Idowuogbo(f): 7:51pm On Jun 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

No you can't.

Well, maybe you can - seeing as we've been friends for eons. . .

**whispers into her ears. . .

d'you think I'm too wild for my swthrt??

I dey try turn over new leaf and curb my wild escapades. . .na good man & I nor wan scare am off. . .

but damn!! [size=1pt]that itch dey cloud ma thinking at times. . .[/size]

dat's why I've resorted too learning Hausa, to dull d edge jor - maybe I need to learn how to cook tuwo-shinkafa join am. . .

what d'you think??*** 
  lipsrsealed undecided
wild is good, freaky is berra
bebe hamid is an underdog. Abokis like women wiv spice
bebe u are d aligator pepper reignin  in his life
so b u , remain u
d guy embrace al ur blokos talkings ,i do 2
remember u are my inspiration
did i relieve ur worri boo boo
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by EfemenaXY: 7:54pm On Jun 05, 2011
hmmmm - okay then

now that's food 4 thought!! cheesy cheesy
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 8:02pm On Jun 05, 2011
Now I can swear that both Efe and I.d are sick, I swear!!

Swthrt what did I.d give you for Gawd's sake??

I.d stay off that beautiful lady, shey you dey hear me??
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by Idowuogbo(f): 8:04pm On Jun 05, 2011
^ i gave her diluted taba
its d spice of lifes secret
dont u like how i portrayed u ni l0oll?

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