Goodday chiefs,
I have this close white US pal, we're both cool and share a lot in common too. He knows some stuffs about me and how hustling in Nigeria is tough, he once mentioned 'we should get you here' not long ago but I intentionally didn't make any comment. The thing is deep down I really want it as well, but I know a Nigerian getting to USA now is some tough stuff, so I wanna know the best way to go about it and make it smooth or not too tedious for him.

I really need some tips my people. This guy doesn't like stress if he finds it difficult it could be discouraging for him.

Lol

he once mentioned 'we should get you here' not long ago but I intentionally didn't make any comment. The thing is deep down I really want it as well,

Lmao! Wahala for who no make comment o, na ulcer go kill am.

Better ask if if he is willing to help you, you didn't even tell us the relationship you have with the said person,hope it's not what i am thinking

Guy u should start by telling him say wahala dey for d land in short u wan japaa enter Yankee before pesin kpeme

Haywhy433:
Goodday chiefs,
I have this close white US pal, we're both cool and share a lot in common too. He knows some stuffs about me and how hustling in Nigeria is tough, he once mentioned 'we should get you here' not long ago but I intentionally didn't make any comment. The thing is deep down I really want it as well, but I know a Nigerian getting to USA now is some tough stuff, so I wanna know the best way to go about it and make it smooth or not too tedious for him.

I really need some tips my people. This guy doesn't like stress if he finds it difficult it could be discouraging for him.

I don't understand, a White male helping a black Male. This is quite rare.. Lucky you then!! He most likely enjoys your friendship.

Petyprincess:
Better ask if if he is willing to help you, you didn't even tell us the relationship you have with the said person,hope it's not what i am thinking

Wahala wear g-string

Lotusflowerbomb:
I don't understand, a White male helping a black Male. This is quite rare.. Lucky you then!! He most likely enjoys your friendship.

This guy just likes conversations with me too much. He's amazed how much I know about his country and some general knowledge

Petyprincess:
Better ask if if he is willing to help you, you didn't even tell us the relationship you have with the said person,hope it's not what i am thinking

What are you thinking lol
Me wey like ponmo

Abeg guys I need scope o
Will he just invite me or what?
I really hope I don't have to marry an old woman to settle anywhere

Haywhy433:
Abeg guys I need scope o
Will he just invite me or what?
I really hope I don't have to marry an old woman to settle anywhere

doesn't work that way. He can marry you as per gay and you file for assylum hahahaha

Let him marry you as gay when you guys get to the U.S file a divorce. As simple as ABC.

pocohantas:

Lmao! Wahala for who no make comment o, na ulcer go kill am.

How far poco, abeg where are u from? Just asking for a friend

Dollywood:
Let him marry you as gay when you guys get to the U.S file a divorce. As simple as ABC.

No bro the US has upgraded ICE will keep a tail on him & his supposed gay partner & I can assure you they'll both end up in jail for immigration fraud.

dehiero:

No bro the US has upgraded ICE will keep a tail on him & his supposed gay partner & I can assure you they'll both end up in jail for immigration fraud.

How? They don't have the right to divorce after a year? Nah. It's not that strict. A year of false marriage can't be detected unless they be sticking their noses into their life.

Dollywood:

How? They don't have the right to divorce after a year? Nah. It's not that strict. A year of false marriage can't be detected unless they be sticking their noses into their life.

they'll keep tabs on you,your neighbors would be spys

It's not easy like before besides pretending a gay marriage is more difficult than doing that for a straight marriage and like you said..he doesn't like stress so he might not help you once you state you guys s would have to fake a marriage and he might go to jail if they find out it's staged

Dollywood:

How? They don't have the right to divorce after a year? Nah. It's not that strict. A year of false marriage can't be detected unless they be sticking their noses into their life.

Many have tried many have failed I even read of a man who tried to Marry his step daughter she is a citizen.. It ended in tears for them when it comes to Nigerians immigration officers world wide are always on their toes

okoIYAyin:


How far poco, abeg where are u from? Just asking for a friend

Pocohantas is a star from the rising sun.
Just asking? no let king Alexandre7 d' great hear this o , pocoxander is the code

ednut1:
doesn't work that way. He can marry you as per gay and you file for assylum hahahaha

Yawa wear Sneakers

Flytime:
they'll keep tabs on you,your neighbors would be spy's

It's not easy like before besides pretending a gay marriage is more difficult than doing that for a straight marriage and like you said..he doesn't like stress so he might not help you once you state you guys s would have to fake a marriage and he might go to jail if they find out it's staged

Ohh thanks for your inputs. Truly, this is definitely stressful haha

okoIYAyin:


How far poco, abeg where are u from? Just asking for a friend

My geopolitical zone, state or LGA?
I am from Biafra .

Care to share what your friend needs this information for?

pocohantas:


My geopolitical zone, state of LGA?
I am from Biafra .

Care to share what your friend needs this information for?

Smiles! I really would love to know every bit of info about your location but i know you might not be willing to share all that on here, state and city will do if you won't mind

Well my friend just wanna know if maybe he might be lucky enough to share the same city with this damsel, probably he's willing to connect, who knows

Akiliogidi:

Pocohantas is a star from the rising sun.
Just asking? no let king Alexandre7 d' great hear this o , pocoxander is the code

Lol abeg who be this king what is it you call him, make i reason his matter small

okoIYAyin:


Smiles! I really would love to know every bit of info about your location but i know you might not be willing to share all that on here, state and city will do if you won't mind

Well my friend just wanna know if maybe he might be lucky enough to share the same city with this damsel, probably he's willing to connect, who knows

I stay in Lagos. I am sure that one isn’t a secret here. As for connection? My hotspot is bad.

pocohantas:


I stay in Lagos. I am sure that one isn’t a secret here. As for connection? My hotspot is bad.

Wow! My friend will be very glad to know you're not too far from where he is, actually he stays in ibadan but do come to lag often. As for your bad hotspot, we can easily get that repaired, don't you think

Anal penetration, is all I can smell.........

okoIYAyin:


Wow! My friend will be very glad to know you're not too far from where he is, actually he stays in ibadan but do come to lag often, as for your bad hotspot, we can easily get that repaired, don't you think

Mr Ogbeni, pocohantas does not roll with Ibadan dudes. Y'all should stick to your cassava farming or whatever it is you guys plant yonder.

Lexusgs430:
Anal penetration, is all I can smell.........

You haf spoilt

Ishilove:

Mr Ogbeni, pocohantas does not roll with Ibadan dudes. Y'all should stick to your cassava farming or whatever it is you guys plant yonder.

LMFAO! Aunty, why are you pained on her behalf?

Ishilove:

You haf spoilt

I was only tyring to protect his yansh, with annoying oil.....

Spelt correctly........