Most times, I feel do damned old. And when I say that am old, ppl say am young (despite the white hair on my head. I swear they r there). Some look at my pix and say nah you aint old (not knowing I took those pictures when napoleon was still emperor of france!).

So who is older than me on NL?

who is that old man/woman who should be taking care of his/her grandchildren but is farfing around on NL?

It's easy for me to find out the answer using the forum profile information which allows you to select your date of birth. See also: how old are you? and lies, lies, lies.

@dejilowe Whyyy why why do u wanna know that? just hop on the train and catch ya fun regardless of age.

Deji! are you doing some emmm wetin call? emm nairaland population age survey? Ha! Lif people make them age now. or do you want to concoct an age-defying errrr portion with the answers you will get from this thread? Infact, the way you dey ask am, you are probably struggling right now with a walking stick! HEHEHE

Seun:

It's easy for me to find out the answer using the forum profile information which allows you to select your date of birth. See also: how old are you? and lies, lies, lies.

Haba! no tell anybody my age O!

@bohye u dey fear

mizkay:

Deji! are you doing some emmm wetin call? emm nairaland population age survey? Ha! Lif people make them age now. or do you want to concoct an age-defying errrr portion with the answers you will get from this thread? Infact, the way you dey ask am, you are probably struggling right now with a walking stick! HEHEHE

i discovered i was desperately old when someone gave me a walking stick at my last birthday

If you have money and can still walk if aided by a walking stick, then you are not yet old!

Seun:

If you have money and can still walk if aided by a walking stick, then you are not yet old!

so when am i old? when i fall dead? make i just dey respect myself. these small small babes sef can kill an old man quick. snazzy, na lie?

u dnt look dat old

dejiolowe:

so when am i old? when i fall dead? make i just dey respect myself. these small small babes sef can kill an old man quick. snazzy, na lie?

dont worry, when u die, we(nairalanders will give u a befitting burial. be sure u remember me in ur will

any internet burial ground? i hope my ghost won't be a nasty virus o!

na sooooo,deji.but please I would love a nice portion in your will,how much are you worth sef?

From finmdings on this forum, Deji can hardly let go of snazzy.
Like they say "First Love die hard". Mthinks Deji is grandpa and Snazzy is grandma.
Una dey beg for una name inside will. When una don finish, bring it to the lawyer.

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Please what about Sugar-Daddy and Sugar-Mummy of NL?

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fada lawd!!!

virozuru:



aqua and snazzdawn!

YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT!!!

Seun:

If you have money and can still walk if aided by a walking stick, then you are not yet old!

which of the walking sticks are we referring to here? 

nicetohave:

which of the walking sticks are we referring to here?

the two walking sticks (ur guess is as good as mine).

How you wan take know grandpa and grandma when people no gree talk their age?

nicetohave:

which of the walking sticks are we referring to here?

DE-KING:

How you wan take know grandpa and grandma when people no gree talk their age?

you talk your own?

I no need to talk my own

some people in this forum are lying about their age, they know they ain't 13,14,15,16 they just lying, come on people is just age you don't have to lie about it.

deji - darling *coughs* - ooohhhh sorry ehhhh....

@ mizkay, why tell him sorry?

DE-KING:

@ mizkay, why tell him sorry?

Because I feel that everyone is just having a go at the poor 'grandpa' - you know seeing that he is all wrinkled and struggling with a walking stick - we should cut grandpa some slack! hehe

well,I am 70 and still going strong.Look at me y'all....
I mean,don't I look young?

snazzydawn:

well,I am 70 and still going strong.Look at me y'all....
I mean,don't I look young?

Snazz - dont push it! otherwise we will push you. and seeing that you are 70 - you will take an almighty tumble eheheheh -- what's up girl?

You all calling me the sugar-daddy of nairaland no serious, in fact i reject am. I am "Dauda of Nairaland"

to be serious i fink the oldest person in nairaland should be determined by looking at is or her number of posts. as for me i know i have not yet spent a week on NL according to my timer but am sure hot-angel go don clock 3 yrs with the amount of posting she don do.

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