Ode to President Goodluck Jonathan:

Oh President Goodluck Jonathan--what a lucky man you are indeed!

After watching the movie "MatchPoint"--(starring Scarlett Johanssen
directed by Woody Allen-- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416320/
I came to the conclusion that the best prayer one can wish for
a new born baby especially if one is is limited to just one prayer is this
one:

May your sojourn in life be met with good luck no matter where ,when
and which ever endeavour you wish to pursue at any stage of your life. Amen

With good luck on your side you have everything you might have ever need in life.

Good luck covers all facets of human needs and wants; it makes up for all your errors
and imperfections or at least makes sure no one notices them:

Health--with good luck on your side you are able to avoid most disease causing
germs and agents; you avoid all forms of accidents--always two to three minutes
in front or behind the motor vehicle collisions ranging from minor fender benders
to fatal ones.

Wealth--with good luck on your side money is never too far away from you--never too
little that you could want for anything substantial and never too much as to get
you into trouble.

Family--with good luck on your side, the bad girl friends/boyfriends either dump you or you dump them before things start getting serious--even before you know they are bad for you. This ensures that you end up marrying the girl or boy of your dreams who is perfect for you. With good luck, the children who will create trouble for your family end not being born!

Education--with good luck on your side, even when you are not that bright you end being accepted to the course you might excel in even without you knowing it.

Career: with good luck on your side you end up getting the jobs with best prospects
for promotions.
Even when seemingly unqualified or even at its extreme grossly incompetent to accomplish the task hand, the good luck charm ensures that the more competent folks either do not show up for the job interview or when they do show up they make the most egregious mistakes. Some of them end up choosing the wrong partners.

Law enforcement: with good luck on your side even when you or a member of your family commits any offence--minor or serious, the stars line up in away to ensure that you are exonerated even by the one who accused you of committing the offence in the first instance.

Oh Goodluck Jonathan- what a lucky man you are indeed!

and mind you am not in support of the man,the question is ARE U AS LUCKY AS DIS MAN??

Luck eventually runs out; just ask any gambler.

appletango:

Luck eventually runs out; just ask any gambler.