A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in December," his friend replied, "and left me #2,500,000. Then in January my father died, leaving me #4,000,000."

"Losing both parents in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"The month of February my aunt died, and left me #1,500,000." His friend continued.

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"The month of March," concluded, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"