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Dead Man Walking by folanusi(m): 7:58am On Jul 03, 2007
A man goes to see his doctor, and the doctor says, thank God you are here. "I have bad news and worse news."
"Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the Man.
The doctor replies: "You only have 24 hours to live."
"That's terrible," says the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?"
The doctor replies: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

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