Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk.

As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground.

Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and eleven other bells began to ring,

Some gay madafuckaz

dont try them oh

Joke's old, tho,

LOL lovely joke

heyy freezy howz ur life

clemcy sweetie, i'm doin gud. i'll hola u later ok?

Freezy you're fighting a lost battle. Clem aint your sweetie no more. Love don't live there anymore.

ITUEN ITUEN ITUEN
how many times did i call ur name?
infact, it was a nice one

nice one oh Itu

[s]No wonder all the guys on this forum are ehm you know[/s]
[s]take Freez for example. he hasnt bl bl  whats her name since or is it migs maybe its even ituen himself  [/s]

@ioday

long time babe. where have u been? No mind freezy, na borrow/pose im dey do with Clemcy

This joke rocks.

this guy no go kill me with im jokes oh

monks