I guess this is a thread to share provocation stories lol.

I was motivated to create this thread because of what happened some minutes ago. My neighbour has one son that habitually misplaces money whenever he's sent on errand. He misplaced money shortly before Christmas and his mom almost beat shit out of him.

The boy misplaced money again and called one of our Hausa neighbours to beg on his behalf. The mom was so provoked but calm. After trying to beg her, sam, she no gree.

I am not exactly sure I heard her well but she said even if God comes down, that would not stop her from beating him. She meted light beating sha but that's because I was there, yelling if he's the one providing the money.

The closest I have ever gone personally, is even if you sent a delegation of angels spearheaded by angel Gabriel, sam, sam, I could not agree. Although if I have gotten pretty close on more than one occasion

Share yours Nairalanders