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List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Bonavi: 3:43pm On Jan 28, 2021
These organisations, agencies, bodies, parties, groups are listed from bottom to top according to their level of uselessness:

14, CBN - Central Bank of Nigeria

13, NGF - Nigeria Governor's Forum. These Forum is so useless as a body as FG does not even pause to think that this body exist before carrying out whatever action they want

12,, PDP, People's Democratic Party. This organisation of fools is why we are in the mess we find ourselves today,

11, INEC, This body as we currently know is incapable of independence as implied by the name

10, PANDEF, This organisation is just existing because order regions have theirs

9, NNPC, This agency is where corruption headquartered

8,NYM, Northern Youth Movement. This movement has constituted itself a very huge nuisance majorly by its chairman's uncouth and irresponsible speeches and utterances.

7, NDDC, If Niger Deltans are looking for where to channel their blame, it should be at the doorsteps of this agency

6, Senate, The Senate should simply be scrapped because if there is anything atall going on in the National Assembly, its the House of Representatives. For the senators the Senate house is a very good place to retire to. Where u can dose off at will.

5, Southeastern Governo's Forum. These brainless eastern governors could not organise themselves to be useful to the region they are leading. Even when their counterparts in the southwest organised and floated their security outfit for the region, these embarrassing individuals could still not get their ass together to do anything.

4, NA - Nigerian Army. Their specialty now is flogging and killing civillians. They run from Bokoharam and most recently, from gun engagement with ESN, Eastern security Network only to get into Orlu communities and started flogging and killing women.

3, Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs. This ministry is simply created as conduit pipe by the cabals.What is going on in that ministry headed by the badder Alisson Madueke, Madam Sadiya Farouq can only be imagined.

2, NLC - Nigerian Labour Congress has become so useless under the chairmanship of Wabba? This organisation that is not just the hope of Nigerian workers but the entire citizenry. We all know their role in the increments to the fuel and electricity tariffs.
No state is paying the 30thousand minimum wage increase except federal government and Lagos state and these people did nothing

1, At number 1 is Ohaneze Ndi Igbo. This organization is so useless. Their main objective is bambiala. The president will simply be going from one governor to the other begging for alms. The governors can do as they wish, and they are not bothered, all they hope is for the alms coming from the governors. Today they will carry restructuring for head like gala, tomorrow is Igbo presidency. All they ever care is where to get alms.

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Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by goldfish27(m): 4:16pm On Jan 28, 2021
No.1 spot is FG(federal Government)

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Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jan 28, 2021
Bonavi:
These organisations, agencies, bodies, parties, groups are listed from bottom to top according to their level of uselessness:

14, CBN - Central Bank of Nigeria

13, NGF - Nigeria Governor's Forum. These Forum is so useless as a body as FG does not even pause to think that this body exist before carrying out whatever action they want

12,, PDP, People's Democratic Party. This organisation of fools is why we are in the mess we find ourselves today,

11, INEC, This body as we currently know is incapable of independence as implied by the name

10, PANDEF, This organisation is just existing because order regions have theirs

9, NNPC, This agency is where corruption headquartered

8,NYM, Northern Youth Movement. This movement has constituted itself a very huge nuisance majorly by its chairman's uncouth and irresponsible speeches and utterances.

7, NDDC, If Niger Deltans are looking for where to channel their blame, it should be at the doorsteps of this agency

6, Senate, The Senate should simply be scrapped because if there is anything atall going on in the National Assembly, its the House of Representatives. For the senators the Senate house is a very good place to retire to. Where u can dose off at will.

5, Southeastern Governo's Forum. These brainless eastern governors could not organise themselves to be useful to the region they are leading. Even when their counterparts in the southwest organised and floated their security outfit for the region, these embarrassing individuals could still not get their ass together to do anything.

4, NA - Nigerian Army. Their specialty now is flogging and killing civillians. They run from Bokoharam and most recently, from gun engagement with ESN, Eastern security Network only to get into Orlu communities and started flogging and killing women.

3, Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs. This ministry is simply created as conduit pipe by the cabals.What is going on in that ministry headed by the badder Alisson Madueke, Madam Sadiya Farouq can only be imagined.

2, NLC - Nigerian Labour Congress has become so useless under the chairmanship of Wabba? This organisation that is not just the hope of Nigerian workers but the entire citizenry. We all know their role in the increments to the fuel and electricity tariffs.
No state is paying the 30thousand minimum wage increase except federal government and Lagos state and these people did nothing

1, At number 1 is Ohaneze Ndi Igbo. This organization is so useless. Their main objective is bambiala. The president will simply be going from one governor to the other begging for alms. The governors can do as they wish, and they are not bothered, all they hope is for the alms coming from the governors. Today they will carry restructuring for head like gala, tomorrow is Igbo presidency. All they ever care is where to get alms.
...why did u leave out APC ?

and how come your father's name is not on the list ?

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Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by triple996(m): 4:36pm On Jan 28, 2021
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin lwkmd
Oheinaze done suffer
Na Dem carry world cup
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:47pm On Jan 28, 2021
Op you said nonsense

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Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Jagznation(m): 5:51pm On Jan 28, 2021
you should kneel down and thank God for giving us PDP instead of the clueless change!!! we've found ourselves

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Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Bonavi: 6:48pm On Jan 28, 2021
moralistic:
...why did u leave out APC ?

and how come your father's name is not on the list ?
how can Buhari be on the list u dey craze?
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Gbadebo19(m): 6:57pm On Jan 28, 2021
PDP is among but APC is not among. O.P, shey this jazz never clear for your eyes ni. After 6 years of nothing but blames and backwardness. I tire for you ooooo
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by ikennamadu1(m): 6:58pm On Jan 28, 2021
OP your brain dey pain you.. APC should be the most useless organisation
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by SEGLIZ: 7:30pm On Jan 28, 2021
very useless indeed.
the rating should goes thus :
1. FG
2. State Government
3. LGs - about the most useless.
4. Legislature
4. Judiciary
5. heNheNPieCes. worse corporation ever.
5. CBheN
6. NLC
7. NGF Nigeria governors forum
7. Southeast governors forum
8. Traditional institutions
9. Nigerian Army
9. heNPF
10. pdp, apc and all politicians
11. NDDC
12. PANDEF
13. the entire banking sector
14. Arewa, Ohaneze Ndi Igbo, Afenifere and other useless movements.
15. the citizens, especially those on nairaland.

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Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Bonavi: 8:01pm On Jan 28, 2021
Gbadebo19:
PDP is among but APC is not among. O.P, shey this jazz never clear for your eyes ni. After 6 years of nothing but blames and backwardness. I tire for you ooooo
PDP bequeathed us APC and most of the APC members are also PDP members who will continue to switch party as it favours them
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by mcjohny(m): 8:09pm On Jan 28, 2021
The op must be one of my delluded igbo brothers. Can't even see sense in what you wrote
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by willybaby(m): 8:14pm On Jan 28, 2021
Hahahaha double wahala for ohaneze... Nigerians are really angry this list is powerful but number 1 is the bomb

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Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by mayklef(m): 8:15pm On Jan 28, 2021
MUMURIC
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by educhigo: 8:20pm On Jan 28, 2021
Oop you forgot ipob and opc
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by boladez(m): 8:25pm On Jan 28, 2021
Number 1 Communication Ministry
2 NIMC
3 Aso rock
4 min of defence

...others grin
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Pat081: 8:30pm On Jan 28, 2021
U shuld knw better na Apc member
moralistic:
...why did u leave out APC ?

and how come your father's name is not on the list ?
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by splendour7(m): 8:37pm On Jan 28, 2021
I Would Have Sue You If You Hadn't Included Ohaneze Ndi Igbo In Your List.
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by psyco: 8:37pm On Jan 28, 2021
Bonavi:
These organisations, agencies, bodies, parties, groups are listed from bottom to top according to their level of uselessness:

14, CBN - Central Bank of Nigeria

13, NGF - Nigeria Governor's Forum. These Forum is so useless as a body as FG does not even pause to think that this body exist before carrying out whatever action they want

12,, PDP, People's Democratic Party. This organisation of fools is why we are in the mess we find ourselves today,

11, INEC, This body as we currently know is incapable of independence as implied by the name

10, PANDEF, This organisation is just existing because order regions have theirs

9, NNPC, This agency is where corruption headquartered

8,NYM, Northern Youth Movement. This movement has constituted itself a very huge nuisance majorly by its chairman's uncouth and irresponsible speeches and utterances.

7, NDDC, If Niger Deltans are looking for where to channel their blame, it should be at the doorsteps of this agency

6, Senate, The Senate should simply be scrapped because if there is anything atall going on in the National Assembly, its the House of Representatives. For the senators the Senate house is a very good place to retire to. Where u can dose off at will.

5, Southeastern Governo's Forum. These brainless eastern governors could not organise themselves to be useful to the region they are leading. Even when their counterparts in the southwest organised and floated their security outfit for the region, these embarrassing individuals could still not get their ass together to do anything.

4, NA - Nigerian Army. Their specialty now is flogging and killing civillians. They run from Bokoharam and most recently, from gun engagement with ESN, Eastern security Network only to get into Orlu communities and started flogging and killing women.

3, Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs. This ministry is simply created as conduit pipe by the cabals.What is going on in that ministry headed by the badder Alisson Madueke, Madam Sadiya Farouq can only be imagined.

2, NLC - Nigerian Labour Congress has become so useless under the chairmanship of Wabba? This organisation that is not just the hope of Nigerian workers but the entire citizenry. We all know their role in the increments to the fuel and electricity tariffs.
No state is paying the 30thousand minimum wage increase except federal government and Lagos state and these people did nothing

1, At number 1 is Ohaneze Ndi Igbo. This organization is so useless. Their main objective is bambiala. The president will simply be going from one governor to the other begging for alms. The governors can do as they wish, and they are not bothered, all they hope is for the alms coming from the governors. Today they will carry restructuring for head like gala, tomorrow is Igbo presidency. All they ever care is where to get alms.
we should give u award for this. They are useless...All of them.
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by psyco: 8:45pm On Jan 28, 2021
SEGLIZ:
very useless indeed.
the rating should goes thus :
1. FG
2. State Government
3. LGs - about the most useless.
4. Legislature
4. Judiciary
5. heNheNPieCes. worse corporation ever.
5. CBheN
6. NLC
7. NGF Nigeria governors forum
7. Southeast governors forum
8. Traditional institutions
9. Nigerian Army
9. heNPF
10. pdp, apc and all politicians
11. NDDC
12. PANDEF
13. the entire banking sector
14. Arewa, Ohaneze Ndi Igbo, Afenifere and other useless movements.
15. the citizens, especially those on nairaland.
Remove afenifere, they are one of the reason Oyo is not a wailing wailer like southern Kaduna.

Meanwhile Local government councils and ornamental flowers are the same.
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by psyco: 8:47pm On Jan 28, 2021
splendour7:
I Would Have Sue You If You Hadn't Included Ohaneze Ndi Igbo In Your List.
I tell you. Even though I don't like miyetti allah, I will chose them any day anytime than ohaneze
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by SEGLIZ: 8:58pm On Jan 28, 2021
psyco:
Remove afenifere, they are one of the reason Oyo is not a wailing wailer like southern Kaduna.

Meanwhile Local government councils and ornamental flowers are the same.

I no fit laugh o, but of the truth ornamental flowers are of more use and importance than our local government.
ornamental flowers adds value through decoration purpose but our local government don't have any value.

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Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by jaytee01(m): 9:14pm On Jan 28, 2021
No 1 is MURIC

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Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by kingPhidel(m): 9:44pm On Jan 28, 2021
[quote author=Bonavi post=98525322]These organisations, agencies, bodies, parties, groups are listed from bottom to top according to their level of uselessness:

14, CBN - Central Bank of Nigeria

13, NGF - Nigeria Governor's Forum. These Forum is so useless as a body as FG does not even pause to think that this body exist before carrying out whatever action they want

12,, PDP, People's Democratic Party. This organisation of fools is why we are in the mess we find ourselves today,

11, INEC, This body as we currently know is incapable of independence as implied by the name

10, PANDEF, This organisation is just existing because order regions have theirs

9, NNPC= Northern Nigeria Petroleum Company.

8,NYM, Northern Youth Movement. This movement has constituted itself a very huge nuisance majorly by its chairman's uncouth and irresponsible speeches and utterances.

7, NDDC, If Niger Deltans are looking for where to channel their blame, it should be at the doorsteps of this agency
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Obc1234(m): 10:34pm On Jan 28, 2021
I was impatiently waiting to see ohanézè finally they carried the cup
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Aphrygian(m): 10:38pm On Jan 28, 2021
Miyetti allah
Afenifere
Nddc
OPC
CAN ..... You can add yours
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by FatherCHRISTMAS: 10:39pm On Jan 28, 2021
You must not have heard about alot

Your list is not complete
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by chingle5(m): 10:40pm On Jan 28, 2021
This OP na mooron what about PHCN... and......APC angry angry angry
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Ahmback(m): 11:12pm On Jan 28, 2021
SEGLIZ:
very useless indeed. the rating should goes thus : 1. FG 2. State Government 3. LGs - about the most useless. 4. Legislature 4. Judiciary 5. heNheNPieCes. worse corporation ever. 5. CBheN 6. NLC 7. NGF Nigeria governors forum 7. Southeast governors forum 8. Traditional institutions 9. Nigerian Army 9. heNPF 10. pdp, apc and all politicians 11. NDDC 12. PANDEF 13. the entire banking sector 14. Arewa, Ohaneze Ndi Igbo, Afenifere and other useless movements. 15. the citizens, especially those on nairaland.
I defend myself
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by sweetonugbu: 12:33am On Jan 29, 2021
moralistic:
...why did u leave out APC ?

and how come your father's name is not on the list ?
he also left afenifere
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by tobechi74: 1:42am On Jan 29, 2021
Someone will soon accuse u if hate speech
Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by padi94(m): 2:00am On Jan 29, 2021
You fool, what of APC Nd Muric

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