hi people,

this thread is open to everyone strictly for your moma's jokes.
if u think u've gat the best moma jokes, bring them on.

have these for starters.

[b]Your moma's so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house, so she went to get a ladder,
Your moma's so stupid, she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor', so she just did!
Your moma's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your moma's so fat, when she steps on the Weight Scales it says, 'to be continued',
Your moma's so fat, her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' [

bring it on, people. .

I don't think that your idea is good.

What kind of joke is that?

I cherish my mum and cannot share a joke at the expense of another person's mother. No hard feeling but i'll give you a suggestion. Put I as in you where you have momma

e.g.
I (as in you) are so stupid, somebody told you drinks were on the house, so you went to get a ladder,
You are so stupid, you noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor', so you just did!
You are so stupid, it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

etc.

Your moma's so stupid, i told her to get me a color TV and she asked me "what color"

Your moma's so poor, when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope, just found one, "

Your moma's so poor, she can't pay rent, she can't pay phone bills, she can't even pay attention

@ioday
noted!!!. but is there a way u can change the topic?

lol @ d jokes
don't change d topic, thats kina d fun of it

@watever
thanks jare

more,
Yo momma's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo momma's so stupid, she invented a silent car alarm.

Yo momma's so dumb, she studied for a dope test

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out her window and was arrested for scaring the kids!

Yo momma's so ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye, 

this is the craziest yet

Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

LMAO

That was crazy, check this.

Yo momma's so damn ugly she turned medusa into stone!!!!!

Yo momma's so old, her birthday expired.

Yo momma's so old, when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock.

Yo momma's so old, when she was at school, there was No history class!

yo momma's so stupid, she got locked a Food Mart and nearly starved to death.

yo momma's so stupid, she sold her Car for so she could buy fuel.

yo momma's so stupid, she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.

yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight incase of a blackout,

Yo mama's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo Mama's so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.
Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
Yo mama's so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!

justkunmi, where do u think u are anyway? Nigerians dont joke with their mommas but if u feel like joking with yours, the thread is yours and it looks like you are On Your Own

Its just a joke, he didnt call anyone's name. Why cant people mind their business ?

@justkummi your jokes got me cracking.

@justkunmi,why not go 4 dat show on MTV:Yo momma.Quit wastin ur lines here where u are neither appreciated nor gettin paid.I mean,on MTV u get braggin rights 4 ur hood & $1000.In ca$h!

different strokes for different folks, innit??
what if i replaced the yo momma's with a name, would it make u feel any better?
they are just harmless jokes. enjoy if ya wantta . . . .


Yo momma's so fat, it'll take a million songs to lift her spirits.
Yo momma's so old, she saw passions of the Christ live.
Yo momma's so skinny, when she turned sideways, she disappears.

man ur so crazy, ur a genius, i was even cryin at the cyber cafe , man ur one helluva funny fella.keep it up,all d bad belles no b by force to veiw dis pageo. stop hating.duh!!!

.

hey!

This is a crzy joke ho dare you joke about your Momma like that ARE YOU NUT?

Lol. funny yo momma jokes, really enjoyed them.

Dont y'all watch yo momma on MTV?

Its just harmless fun, dont take it personal.

how about your mama is so stupid she gave birth to you!
lol, quit with the mama jokes, ain't funny. not one bit!

@people who still have a problem with this thread
jus want to clear things a lil bit.
these jokes are not directed to anybody or anybody's ma.
they are normal harmless jokes just delivered differently.
if it would make u feel any better, when readin, replace yo momma with watever. . . .
THAT ENDS IT, and if u still dont feel better doin that. . . .STAY AWAY



Yo mama's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo mama's so stupid she asked me "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo Mama's so dumb, she has a peep-hole in her glass door.

Yo Mama's so dumb, She walked into an antique store and said "What's new?"

Yo Mama's so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish.

Yo Mama's so dumb, she shoved a phone up her butt to make a booty-call.

Yo Mama's so dumb, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

Yo Mama's so dumb, she ran into an automatic sliding-door.

Yo Mama's so fat, her blood cells are donuts.

yo mamma's so dumb she failed her blood test

yo momma's so dumb, she stared at a bottle of juice for an hour cos the label said "concentrate"

yo momma's so dirty, when a dog bit her, the poor thing died of food poisoning

yo mama's so stupid she went to the movie theater and tried to change the channel.

yo mama's so dumb she got locked up in a bathroom and she peed in her pants out of fright!

yo mama's so dumb if u tell her "a penny for your thoughts" you'll get back your penny!!

hahaha ;Dhahaha ;Dhahahahaha ;Dhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

u gt me n my sis luffin our headz off

Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma's so fat when she walks around high heels, she strikes oil!!!
Yo momma's so fat that when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move her fat butt over!'
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma's so fat I've known her all my life , and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets when travelling

Yo momma's so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that stone?"

YO MOMMA'S HEAD'S SO BIG; SHE USES SHOE HORN TO WEAR HER FACE CAP
YO MOMMA'S SO DARK: WHEN SHE GOES FOR HER EVENING CLASS, SHE'S ALWAYS MARKED ABSENT