Newspaper Joint Part 1

I double checked the address 65c Opebi road, opposite glass house by Salvation b/stop, Opebi, Ikeja, Lagos.

Well dressed like It's my wedding, jumped on a bus from Iyana ipaja to Ikeja along. From along to opebi.

1st bus was without much chaos. Smooth and a business minding one I was happy to be part of but that second bus is a story for another day or you want me to start telling you how bus driver mistakenly called VIO's daughter on his route "olosho".

I reached my location after the hassles of 2nd bus. I approached the building. I wasn't too impressed with what I saw. This was a sign from the heavenlies about what's to come but I let my flesh lead me into believing something good will come out of Nazareth.

I asked for Agent David, I met him and he greeted me like I've come to pay for his sister's dowry.

This was meant to be an interview. I thought

How could I have ignored the 2nd warning from my guardian angel that Agent David's shoes looked exactly like a poorly drawn parallelogram?

I'm still patiently following my flesh to my dream job.

Part 2.....