You were not broke enough as an undergraduate if yu didnt cook palm oil rice popularly known as oyel rice in the south south.
You were not close to being humiliated for being broke if the seller around yur neighbourhood dat yu patronise didnt put up a 'no credit notice' for your sake.mine-the notice read "No credit,pls do not ask for it".
You werent broke enuf in your uni days if yu didnt deposit 50 at d bank just to withdraw yur last 1k or tried withdrawing yur 400 acct bal at a POS point,me-i went to buy #300 food at a restaurant and offered my atm to pay(jokes apart,i reali did)...
Add yours,let d fun continue

Me my Room-mate teach me how to make eba with ordinary water when kerosene has finish in the stove

I never knew one could recharge #10 on ones fone from ones bank acct until i needed to send a very important text and i needed #4 and my mtn bal was #-457 so i punched my ussd code and to my greatest surprise,zenith bank sent me a debit alert and mtn sent me a text that my acct had been successfully credited with #10 and a bonus of #25 .i marvelled

No one is more patient at a provision store than the guy who wants to buy on credit,he will be like "madam answer yur customers first" especially wen there's a fine girl there

Good old days in Delsu.
my definition of faith then was making eba at my hostel and going out to hustle change like 200 from friends that might pass by on their way to skul to buy wat to eat it with at a buka

The lines i hated bk den from friends who wud always want to stylishly throw shades at me for jokes sake
1-bro i see yu yesterday,you bin dey far away but wen i see dis shirt,i know say e no fit be anoda pesin.
2-this yur jean don dey change color oh
3-dis yur pam don try sha