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| Store Policy by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jul 05, 2007 |
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the man returns. MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Well, where is he? MAN: He's at home! CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat. The next day the man returns. CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack? MAN: Put your hand inside. CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm, It's warm and moist! What is it? MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper. |
| Re: Store Policy by mimiko(f): 5:24pm On Jul 05, 2007 |
finally so this is the end of this stupid joke that has been hunting forever, i have recieved it so many times via email but it dint end u re meant to send to 10 people before u can see d end and even wen u do send it to ten people it wont still come up, nonsense! @ aisha abeg no vex thanks sha |
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