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Welcome To NIGERIA by lukui: 2:35pm On Feb 18, 2021
*WELCOME TO NIGERIA* _
where:_
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Omolaso* dey borrow *clothes.*
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Omowunmi* dey do *_abortion* ._
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Soldier* don beat *_Majiyagbe_* mercilessly.
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*Remilekun* self don dey *_cry* ._
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*Makanjuola* don dey do *_Yahoo* ._
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Den_ don carry *Mosafejo* go *_court* ._
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*EFCC* Don catch *_Oriyomi* ._
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Owolabi* no get *_money_* again.
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Balogun* dey fear *war.*
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Asiwaju* dey carry *last.*
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Ewatomi* dey use *bleaching* creme.
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Bankole* na *tenant.*
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Tobi* no *fat* at all.
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Folorunsho** dey hire *bodyguards.*
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Adekunle* self no get_ single *cap.*
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Adesoga* na *Omo_* *_ise_* him be.


Ground no level at all for 9ja

May the Almighty God return naija to *factory settings* abiiii

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