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Welcome To Nigeria Joke by IamKizzbrown10(m): 3:23pm On Dec 05, 2021
1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the child is called DADDY.��

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.�

3. Welcome to Nigeria where we give
electricity to other countries but we don't have stable light in our country.�

4. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and
IPhone don't enter pocket.�

5. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help
you start-up a business.�

6. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open
fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.�

7. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.�

8. Welcome to Nigeria.... A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.�️

9. Welcome to Nigeria where Yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.��‍♀️

10. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!�

11. Welcome to Nigeria where some ladies insult yahoo boys online and sleep with them offline.�

12. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS
are called OMO.�

13. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.�

14. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine
cures all sicknesses.�

15. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called 'Aboki'.�

16. Welcome to Nigeria where a fat rich man's child is called biggy while a fat poor man's child is called 'orobo'.��

17. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black.

18. Welcome to Nigeria where most Facebook accounts are students of Oxford University..

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Re: Welcome To Nigeria Joke by Prime4life(m): 10:44pm On Dec 05, 2021
No 16 and 2 acqually made me laugh. Keep it up bro, am following for more.
Re: Welcome To Nigeria Joke by 194kofoworola: 2:08pm On Dec 12, 2021
Re: Welcome To Nigeria Joke by Mummytoo: 10:19am On Dec 14, 2021
Funny but true, especially that OMO i don correct people tire

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