On the fateful Tuesday afternoon, a man of God experienced mortal arousal from a source that was in a state of divine impurity.

In a bid to cleanse himself of the subconscious pleasure, he took the case to a court that fined the 67-year-old erection-whisperer an undisclosed fine.

According to the clerk of the court, who was also tight-lipped on the amount, the case was closed off to the media and no representative of Corporate Tumble was unable to sit in for the trial.

After the proceedings, Corporate Tumble’s correspondent asked the woman how she was able to achieve the immoral feat, to which she explained that her large back...Read full story here: https://www.corporatetumble.com/