And why did you choose your current moniker?

Mine was coined in error.
Had this friend from AI who teaches me basic Ibibio; this same person introduced me to Nairaland. After being a guest for months, I decided to register. Instead of me using Etekamba (BIG DADDY/FATHER), I erroneously used the opposite of etekamba.

Funny story
On the beach somewhere
This fine oyinbo just dey show aroma inside water
Guyman say make he reason am
One thing led to another we got close.
Come want make one of my guys play me her tape
Na him baba say na one breast she get
The first thing that came to my mouth was Mejiloyon na
Everybody just bust laugh. Turned out she had mastectomy.we Sha didn't work. Even FRSC enforces two side mirrors who am I to manage one breast. Came back monitoring spirits was on my alternate account. Deactivated and when I was about registering I was still on a chat with her. So I kuku used the name.

lol...
Took a glance at your moniker and remember a track kondo from 'The CEO'.

Excerpts................
Koma si oro fronting
Mummy mi o si nile
Daddy mi o si nile
Egbon mi o si nile
Emi nika mo wa nile
Wa gba kondo, kondo, kondo
Wa wo Commando, mando, mando

Kondomatic:
Some things are better left unsaid

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