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We've Made It To Heaven by Nobody: 2:11pm On Apr 10, 2011

A woman had two female
parrots who were always
yelling, "We're pr'ostitu'tes,
wanna have a little fun?"
One day, she was talking
to her Preacher about this.
He said he had two male
parrots and all they did
was read the Bible. He
thought perhaps they
would be a good influence
on the two females. So
they put the four parrots
together. So, the females
yelled at the male parrots,
"We're pro'stitut'es, wanna
have a little fun?" One
male parrot said to the
other, "Put the Bibles
away! We've made it to
heaven!"
Re: We've Made It To Heaven by olawalebabs(m): 6:54am On Apr 12, 2011
Lol
Re: We've Made It To Heaven by kpokpoti(m): 5:03pm On Apr 12, 2011
hehehe grin grin

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