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Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 10:38pm On Apr 17, 2011
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=643264.msg8148937#msg8148937 date=1303063659]*grabs jackpot by the hand , gets hold of his waist and gives him lip massage and a beautiful tongue injection*[/quote][color=#991199]catches her lips wit mine. . .rolls her tongue wit mine like an anaconda squeezin its prey grin kiss grin . . . receives some vibration signals/waves she's transmitting. . .

with my left hand tracing the curvi-linear bumps contours of her body. . .fumbles my trouser pocket wit my right hand in frantic search for my car keys. .

dearie Natty, are u on YIM? huh wink cool
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Re: Check If You Are Normal by StudioCFR(m): 10:40pm On Apr 17, 2011
u need to see tha doctor
Re: Check If You Are Normal by Natasha2(f): 4:33pm On Apr 18, 2011
@jackpot angry angry angry angry cheesy wink*moans sweetly as jackpot warmly caresses her . . . traces jackpot's lipsrsealed and slowly unzips his pants*


yes I'm kiss
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 6:09pm On Apr 18, 2011
**locks d door of the thread from unnecessary intruders**

places a sign-post dat reads "DO NOT DISTURB!!!"
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 6:31pm On Apr 18, 2011
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=643264.msg8156271#msg8156271 date=1303140785]@jackpot angry angry angry angry cheesy wink*moans sweetly as jackpot warmly caresses her . . . traces jackpot's  lipsrsealed and slowly unzips his pants*
[/quote]my pants get zip? Lol huh grin

**[color=#991199]guides her hands well into my inner palace chambers. . .noticed my arteries&veins pumping blood to my centre of gravity grin. .in a minute later, i noticed i can even walk work with 3 legs**

**pulled her gently towards d sofa, lies down on d sofa. . .aims for d cucumber casing as i gently unstrap it, getting ready for d soft & tenderly bites[/color]**

cutie, kiss kiss kiss send me an offline. .email is on profile
Re: Check If You Are Normal by StudioCFR(m): 9:26pm On Apr 18, 2011
and we have mod o.

Natasha, spoilt brat.
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 11:49pm On Apr 18, 2011
**ignores him** tongue
Re: Check If You Are Normal by StudioCFR(m): 11:57pm On Apr 18, 2011
get a room fella and rock steady on your baby natasha ok.

Please.
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 12:19am On Apr 19, 2011
jackpot:
**ignores him** tongue
Re: Check If You Are Normal by Natasha2(f): 6:45pm On Apr 19, 2011
jackpot:
my pants get zip? Lol huh grin

**[color=#991199]guides her hands well into my inner palace chambers. . .noticed my arteries&veins pumping blood to my centre of gravity grin. .in a minute later, i noticed i can even walk work with 3 legs**

**pulled her gently towards d sofa, lies down on d sofa. . .aims for d cucumber casing as i gently unstrap it, getting ready for d soft & tenderly bites[/color]**

cutie,  kiss kiss kiss send me an offline. .email is on profile
agbaya trousers are also called pants angry angry angry
and there is no email on your profile, anyway mine is on my profile wink

* jackpot baby i'm not in a hurry take it easy on me ok sweety * gives him lovely kisses on his chest down to his lipsrsealed wink*
Re: Check If You Are Normal by Natasha2(f): 6:49pm On Apr 19, 2011
Studio CFR:
and we have mod o.

Natasha, spoilt brat.
thank you agbaya because you are the unspoilt brat tongue

jealousy is an evil trait tongue tongue tongue
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 7:11pm On Apr 19, 2011
^^don't mind d guy. Who even send am?
He is a complete nuisance. angry
Just ignore dat 5 naira beggar. tongue

Replyin him will make him reply more. Copy? undecided
Re: Check If You Are Normal by Natasha2(f): 7:20pm On Apr 19, 2011
^^^ yes boss cheesy
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 7:29pm On Apr 19, 2011
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=643264.msg8165430#msg8165430 date=1303235106]agbaya trousers are also called pants angry angry angry
and there is no email on your profile, anyway mine is on my profile wink[/quote]it's on my profile now. I tried adding u but it isn't just happening. Maybe u try mine. I'm waiting~
* jackpot baby i'm not in a hurry take it easy on me ok sweety * gives him lovely kisses on his chest down to his lipsrsealed wink*
ok, anytime u're ready honey, u're d best!

**presses her chest against mine. . .feeling her heartbeat. . .and plants a deep suck kiss on her succulent mouth**

yim on profile now wink
Re: Check If You Are Normal by Natasha2(f): 7:37pm On Apr 19, 2011
k i have sent it kiss
Re: Check If You Are Normal by StudioCFR(m): 11:35pm On Apr 19, 2011
jackpot:
^^don't mind d guy. Who even send am?
He is a complete nuisance. angry
Just ignore dat 5 naira beggar. tongue

Replyin him will make him reply more. Copy? undecided
you're desperate.
U are ugly and its u dats a nuisance.

U are a low life and a beggar.


I hope she doesn't change her mind when when when.
Ok i reserve my coment.
Lol
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 12:22am On Apr 20, 2011
**ignores him**[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=643264.msg8165457#msg8165457 date=1303235389]thank you agbaya Studio because you are the unspoilt brat tongue

jealousy is an evil trait tongue tongue tongue[/quote]
Re: Check If You Are Normal by StudioCFR(m): 12:27am On Apr 20, 2011
who cares bout what u do
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 12:37am On Apr 20, 2011
**continues to ignore him as he begins to cry**
Re: Check If You Are Normal by StudioCFR(m): 12:57am On Apr 20, 2011
who get your time lol
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 1:01am On Apr 20, 2011
**ignores him**
Re: Check If You Are Normal by StudioCFR(m): 1:08am On Apr 20, 2011
i thought u were ignoring
i even prefer u ignore than seeing your lousy yarns sef.

U think i care about u or what u do? Hell no!

Goodnight!
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 1:30am On Apr 20, 2011
**ignores him more and more**
Re: Check If You Are Normal by bright007(op): 2:48am On Apr 20, 2011
JACKPOT!which level?Having a quiet,nice and romantic time wif Natasha $ also in a war of wits $ whiskers with peeping studio cfr.
Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 7:44am On Apr 20, 2011
^d guy na grade 1 nuisance. .watch out, he'll reply soon. .
Re: Check If You Are Normal by bright007(op): 6:56am On Apr 22, 2011
lol!!!
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