So for the first time in my two years in this hostel, I said I should cook outside my room cause of heat. I entered the room to just return d pepper and oil and before I came back, my noodles is gone... Buhari is actually not our problem in this country. We’d see in d morning.

Ifesinachi22:
This shit has happened in GH Hostel, University of Nigeria, Enugu campus.

A promising Young man after his final papers went to kenyatta market and bought two kilos of meet to prepare a good stew. Baba dey ground floor dey prepare stew, guys dey on top dey watch. He went inside to pick something and guys came down lifted the pot of stew and flew. Baba came out of his room and met only the stove burning without the pot of stew .

Shit happens really

Perfectsouth:
agro villa then, dem move my undone beans..

SmellySperm:

lol Bros wer dem move am go?
I no fit laff


them move my undone spaghetti that year sha

NOC1:
Hahahahah, is funny one dude Wey don smoke weed and very hungry did this.

MejiLoyon:
Abiola hall futa
Year One these set of guys always steal my food and fight me for it.
Decided to teach them a lesson.
Bought a big bag of weed. First day I laid the trap....they avoided it. Threw the food away. Second day I emptied the bag of eegbow in a well scented curry rice. Gbaun they stole it. I just calmly say outside with my roommates and told them to witness an upcoming movie. In minutes they all ran outside naked. They had to tie them so as to take them to hospital. They were there for days.
Never mess with an Edo boy

EbukaHades10:
Biobaku hall that year(second to the top floor) teach boys lesson sha.

I begin dey siddon with the food til e done.