pastor keeps chickens @ his church premises, 1 evening a cock went missing. In the church d pastor asked "who has a cock?" all d men got up. "no I meant who has seen a cock?", all d women got up, "no no who has seen a cock dat isn't theirs?" half of d women got up. "oh 4 goodness sake who's seen my cock?'' All d choir girls got up!!

e happen 4 ya church

hayoh:

e happen 4 ya church

i was there life

It should have gone like this-

A parish priest has a cock that he is very fond of. one evening d cock went missing
and he was worried,so at mass d priest asked;who has a ''cock''?? All d men got up,
No said d priest,I mean who has seen a ''cock''?all d women got up No! No!! Said d priest.

Who has seen a ''cock'' that is not theirs? Half of d women got up. oh no! For
goodness sake I mean who has seen my ''cock''? All d nuns got up!!!

I don die. Corrupt pastor and members

lol, All the choir girlz, ?

Bad man of God!

imagine the look on oga pastors face

Luvlie!

what can i say, brillllllllllllllliant joke.

JUNIOR : mum I think Ekaete is possessed?

MUM: why do u say dat junior?

JUNIOR: I have seen her severally naked wit her hands on the wall shouting oh! God I dey come! I dey come!! I dey come!!!.

MUM: are u sure?

JUNIOR: yes now! Ask daddy, he has always been the one holding her tight from behind naked, sweating and, infact just thank him, else she would have gone!,

El Guapo:

Nice joke mehn

Lol

thanks

yinkalink:

Luvlie!

OMG!!! ROTFLMAO

baslone:

JUNIOR : mum I think Ekaete is possessed?

MUM: why do u say dat junior?

JUNIOR: I have seen her severally unclothed wit her hands on the wall shouting oh! God I dey come! I dey come!! I dey come!!!.

MUM: are u sure?

JUNIOR: yes now! Ask daddy, he has always been the one holding her tight from behind unclothed, sweating and, infact just thank him, else she would have gone!,

9ice one

9ice one

Nice one. LOL

Unrealistic and stale

Three office girls were in a lift and noticed a stain on the wall. The Igbo girl
looked at it and said it must be sperm, the Benue girl sniffed it and said it is
certainly sperm and the Calabar girl licked and said yes it is sperm but certainly
not from anyone in our office.

One evening akpos went over to his friend Tega`s house to play cards
with some friends. Akpos sat directly across from Tega`s wife. Akpos dropped
a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table
he saw that Tegs`s wife had her legs open and no panties He sat up and was
flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Tega`s
wife had followed him to the kitchen and said, "YOU LIKE WETIN YOU SEE?"
Akpos said "OVERLIKE DEY WORRY ME" She said, Well you fit get pass that level
but na only 10k u go drop

So Akpos thought about his financial situation and said, "O.K. NO SHAKES"
She said, "Come here tomorrow by 2:30 because dat time Tega go don go work."
Akpos said, "oya now tomorrow i go fall in"

The next day, Akpos came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later,
Tega came home and asked his wife, "Akpos don reach here today?" She said,
thinking she had been caught, "YES E COME"

Tega said, "Good! because that fool come my office dis morning come borrow 10k ,
and e say e go come house come give you d money. E give u?"

NOW THAT`S A TRUE HUSTLER.

kpokpoti:

imagine the look on oga pastors face

Am tellin you!

OP, nice one there, homes. NICE ONE !!!

I don get namesake 4 dis thread? Dani, y u no introduce am to me nah?

Too much, tight.

very very funny indeed!