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The Missing rooster by sunny204: 9:28am On Apr 12, 2011
pastor keeps chickens @ his church premises, 1 evening a rooster went missing. In the church d pastor asked "who has a rooster?" all d men got up. "no I meant who has seen a rooster?", all d women got up, "no no who has seen a rooster dat isn't theirs?" half of d women got up. "oh 4 goodness sake who's seen my rooster?'' All d choir girls got up!! shocked
Re: The Missing rooster by hayoh(f): 9:33am On Apr 12, 2011
e happen 4 ya church grin
Re: The Missing rooster by sunny204: 9:46am On Apr 12, 2011
hayoh:

e happen 4 ya church grin

i was there life wink
Re: The Missing rooster by baslone: 11:35am On Apr 12, 2011
It should have gone like this-

A parish priest has a rooster that he is very fond of. one evening d rooster went missing
and he was worried,so at mass d priest asked;who has a ''rooster''?? All d men got up,
No said d priest,I mean who has seen a ''rooster''?all d women got up No! No!! Said d priest.

Who has seen a ''rooster'' that is not theirs? Half of d women got up. oh no! For
goodness sake I mean who has seen my ''rooster''? All d nuns got up!!!
Re: The Missing rooster by babyme1(f): 12:31pm On Apr 12, 2011
I don die. Corrupt pastor and members grin grin grin grin
Re: The Missing rooster by spikelord(m): 3:10pm On Apr 12, 2011
lol, All the choir girlz, ?
Re: The Missing rooster by spikelord(m): 3:11pm On Apr 12, 2011
Bad man of God!
Re: The Missing rooster by kpokpoti(m): 4:48pm On Apr 12, 2011
embarassed embarassedimagine the look on oga pastors face
Re: The Missing rooster by yinkalink(f): 12:29am On Apr 13, 2011
Luvlie!
Re: The Missing rooster by Nobody: 11:29am On Apr 13, 2011
Nice joke mehn

Lol cheesy
Re: The Missing rooster by oderemo(m): 1:09pm On Apr 13, 2011
what can i say, brillllllllllllllliant joke.
Re: The Missing rooster by baslone: 4:44pm On Apr 13, 2011
JUNIOR : mum I think Ekaete is possessed?

MUM: why do u say dat junior?

JUNIOR: I have seen her severally naked wit her hands on the wall shouting oh! God I dey come! I dey come!! I dey come!!!.

MUM: are u sure?

JUNIOR: yes now! Ask daddy, he has always been the one holding her tight from behind naked, sweating and, infact just thank him, else she would have gone!,
Re: The Missing rooster by sunny204: 4:51pm On Apr 13, 2011
El Guapo:

Nice joke mehn

Lol cheesy


thanks grin
yinkalink:

Luvlie!
grin
Re: The Missing rooster by ElementG(m): 12:01pm On Apr 14, 2011
OMG!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked ROTFLMAO grin grin grin grin
Re: The Missing rooster by babyme1(f): 2:57pm On Apr 14, 2011
baslone:

JUNIOR : mum I think Ekaete is possessed?

MUM: why do u say dat junior?

JUNIOR: I have seen her severally unclothed wit her hands on the wall shouting oh! God I dey come! I dey come!! I dey come!!!.

MUM: are u sure?

JUNIOR: yes now! Ask daddy, he has always been the one holding her tight from behind unclothed, sweating and, infact just thank him, else she would have gone!,

angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: The Missing rooster by vincent10(m): 5:19pm On Apr 14, 2011
9ice one
Re: The Missing rooster by vincent10(m): 5:19pm On Apr 14, 2011
9ice one
Re: The Missing rooster by olawalebabs(m): 5:51pm On Apr 14, 2011
Nice one. LOL
Re: The Missing rooster by Kunbee: 12:04am On Apr 16, 2011
Unrealistic and stale
Re: The Missing rooster by baslone: 9:44am On May 04, 2011
Three office girls were in a lift and noticed a stain on the wall. The Igbo girl
looked at it and said it must be sperm, the Benue girl sniffed it and said it is
certainly sperm and the Calabar girl licked and said yes it is sperm but certainly
not from anyone in our office.
Re: The Missing rooster by baslone: 1:37pm On May 04, 2011
One evening akpos went over to his friend Tega`s house to play cards
with some friends. Akpos sat directly across from Tega`s wife. Akpos dropped
a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table
he saw that Tegs`s wife had her legs open and no panties He sat up and was
flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Tega`s
wife had followed him to the kitchen and said, "YOU LIKE WETIN YOU SEE?"
Akpos said "OVERLIKE DEY WORRY ME" She said, Well you fit get pass that level
but na only 10k u go drop

So Akpos thought about his financial situation and said, "O.K. NO SHAKES"
She said, "Come here tomorrow by 2:30 because dat time Tega go don go work."
Akpos said, "oya now tomorrow i go fall in"

The next day, Akpos came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later,
Tega came home and asked his wife, "Akpos don reach here today?" She said,
thinking she had been caught, "YES E COME"

Tega said, "Good! because that fool come my office dis morning come borrow 10k ,
and e say e go come house come give you d money. E give u?"

NOW THAT`S A TRUE HUSTLER.
Re: The Missing rooster by Ranoscky(m): 2:35pm On May 04, 2011
kpokpoti:

imagine the look on oga pastors face
Am tellin you! grin

OP, nice one there, homes. NICE ONE !!!
Re: The Missing rooster by dani1luv: 9:43pm On May 04, 2011
Chai. . .Laugh is wan kill me. . k k

Who has seen my rooster (I mean dani1luv's rooster) grin grin ; lysaa, idowugbo, efemena, yinka & baby.me stands up shocked shocked grin
Re: The Missing rooster by yinkalink(f): 8:35am On May 05, 2011
I don get namesake 4 dis thread? Dani, y u no introduce am to me nah?
Re: The Missing rooster by Nobody: 2:19pm On May 05, 2011
Too much, tight.
Re: The Missing rooster by jugger10: 5:01pm On May 05, 2011
very very funny indeed!

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