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Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by booblacain(m): 1:12am On Mar 19, 2021
Namibians have some of the funniest and weirdest names on their ID cards.

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by booblacain(m): 1:13am On Mar 19, 2021
more

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by matrix199(m): 1:18am On Mar 19, 2021
grin

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by RoyalBlu(f): 1:57am On Mar 19, 2021
cheesy


Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by theTranslator: 2:02am On Mar 19, 2021
Is this real shocked

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Akaegwu(m): 2:06am On Mar 19, 2021
THE NIGERIAN VERSION.
PRIYE HOSPITAL
EPKEMUKPERE GOVERNMENT
BISOLA BUHARI BAD
I LOVE VULTURE GRILLING
BUHARI FATHER'S MANNA LESS. ETC.

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by OBALOLA55(m): 2:22am On Mar 19, 2021
grin grin
TJIUONDEKA WHY GOD

E BE LIKE SAY NA HEAVEN WE DEY FOR NAIJA LIKE THIS O grin

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Freestainworld(m): 3:08am On Mar 19, 2021
That Roadblock suppose be our people name

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by clockwisereport: 3:17am On Mar 19, 2021
lol
met one named "Sometimes"

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by heendrix(m): 3:18am On Mar 19, 2021
RoyalBlu:
cheesy


Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..

when the mother was being transported during Labour, Most of the roads leading to the Hospital were blocked

A Bad name if you'll ask me

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Trimjos: 3:33am On Mar 19, 2021
If only you know what Buhari means in English when translated

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by odave: 3:49am On Mar 19, 2021
The guy wey dem named why-God, he was thinking say na Europe or America e go land when dem born am, alaye find himself for Namibia e dey question God grin

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by KosiGee(m): 5:04am On Mar 19, 2021
I saw two Zambians there and the rest Namibians.

Not different from some Niger Delta Nigerian names.

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Axis313(m): 6:12am On Mar 19, 2021
At least they have national i.d card,what do we have here?And i know the issuance proccess of the card will be easy unlike the so called giant of Africa.

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by femi4: 6:51am On Mar 19, 2021
Colonisation turned them to mumu

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by general111(m): 7:39am On Mar 19, 2021
grin grin ;Droad block and why God
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:58am On Mar 19, 2021
What an interesting time to be alive......... grin cheesy wink

What is in a name?!

EVERYTHING!!

grin cheesy wink

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by ikllbrokehoes(m): 8:16am On Mar 19, 2021
cheesy
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by XYZ123: 8:28am On Mar 19, 2021
Lol
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by mcmbonu: 8:32am On Mar 19, 2021
Road block, doesn't matter, No more war!



I know there must be something attached to this names. They ain't ordinary. The names got me LMAO.

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by PCG1: 8:32am On Mar 19, 2021

Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by PCG1: 8:32am On Mar 19, 2021

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Prussian: 8:32am On Mar 19, 2021
Them plenty for South-south
James Manager
Friday Thank God
Tonye Horse-fall

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by HisExcellence(m): 8:32am On Mar 19, 2021
SULE STREET LIGHT

CHIBUZOR CAR PAPER

HAMMED GENERATOR TIGER


ETC

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Nobody: 8:33am On Mar 19, 2021
looks made up undecided

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Felixalex(m): 8:33am On Mar 19, 2021
Hahahahhahahhahaha

Headache don de worry me because of laughter

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Anneka101(f): 8:33am On Mar 19, 2021
Road block, doesn't matter, No more war!



I know there must be something attached to this names. They ain't ordinary. The names got me LMAO.
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Nobody: 8:33am On Mar 19, 2021
OBALOLA55:
grin grin
TJIUONDEKA WHY GOD

E BE LIKE SAY NA HEAVEN WE DEY FOR NAIJA LIKE THIS O grin

That kid is going to have issues.... cheesy

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Nobody: 8:33am On Mar 19, 2021
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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by izzy4shizzy(m): 8:34am On Mar 19, 2021
haba na! Road Block?? their parents no get joy
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Emyogalanya: 8:34am On Mar 19, 2021
Let me summarise those names in sequences. Na BECAUSE of ROAD BLOCK na him make dem divert NJIDEKA come enter Namibia, guy man provoke ask WHY GOD. I think say na Europe and America I bin write as my first and second choice? You for just wait make go slow clear. No hurry in Life. And the angel said to him it DON'T MATTER. By the way that GO SLOW guy is a potential in the npf,if u know what I mean

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