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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by zabuur: 8:57am On Mar 19, 2021
Akaegwu:
THE NIGERIAN VERSION.
PRIYE HOSPITAL
EPKEMUKPERE GOVERNMENT
BISOLA BUHARI BAD
I LOVE VULTURE GRILLING
BUHARI FATHER'S MANNA LESS. ETC.

The way we disrespect the president of our country shows how indiscipline we all are. Most of us can't take a percent of the insults we give Buhari in reality.
The likes of Aisha Yesufu, FFK had proved that. See the way both of them insulted journalists that tried to ask questions questioning their behaviors. Its very wrong.

I have nothing against you but, I feel its not really helpful for u to keep insulting Buhari just to gather likes or something

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Dgr8hassiE(m): 8:57am On Mar 19, 2021
odave:
The guy wey dem named why-God, he was thinking say na Europe or America e go land when dem born am, alaye find himself for Namibia e dey question God grin
Hahaha, you no well i swear.

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Felabarmudia: 8:57am On Mar 19, 2021
booblacain:
Namibians have some of the funniest and weirdest names on their ID cards.
.

I swear when I first heard the name goodluck and thank god + do good I was surprised.
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Awaja(m): 8:59am On Mar 19, 2021
Okoro boko haram
Vladimir putin put am ,
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Harrynight(m): 8:59am On Mar 19, 2021
Trimjos:
If only you know what Buhari means in English when translated



Pls tell me na
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Rodwave: 9:02am On Mar 19, 2021
Adakintroy:
Some of the local names may come out like that if we translate them.

Only if you are not proficient with English language otherwise there's always a noun equivalent to every phrase
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by otokzmail(m): 9:07am On Mar 19, 2021
I am sure say if dem be Nigerians, children born within the last couple of years go get names like:
Why-Buhari
Nigeria Na Wa
End-Buhari
End-Sars
God Forbid Buhari
Thunder Fire Buhari
Thunder Fire Army
Tinubu Na Were
God bless Igboho
Kanu Na Godsent
Restructuring Na Scam
Fulani Na Were
Herdsmen Trouble
Kidnapping Go Pay
Banditry Na Correct
I Fear North
Next Level Don Kill me
APC Na Scam
Change Don Tire Me
Ogun Go Kill Femmy Adesina
Na Sango Go Kill Lie Mohammed
We Don Enter One Chance
RUGA For Life
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Psoul(m): 9:09am On Mar 19, 2021
heendrix:


when the mother was being transported during Labour, Most of the roads leading to the Hospital were blocked

A Bad name if you'll ask me

Noooo.....He was delivered prematurely cos of armed robbery attack on the roadblock
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by JoeEeL(m): 9:09am On Mar 19, 2021
These ones have lost their culture.

Its the same way some of us answer names with bearings to Jewish and Arabian religious folklores.
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by sojfarm: 9:13am On Mar 19, 2021
The names do not sound real
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by mabea: 9:18am On Mar 19, 2021
Emyogalanya:
Let me summarise those names in sequences. Na BECAUSE of ROAD BLOCK na him make dem divert NJIDEKA come enter Namibia, guy man provoke ask WHY GOD. I think say na Europe and America I bin write as my first and second choice? You for just wait make go slow clear. No hurry in Life. And the angel said to him it DON'T MATTER. By the way that GO SLOW guy is a potential in the npf,if u know what I mean
Lol. I thought the names are funny until I read this.
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Tribalism123(m): 9:19am On Mar 19, 2021
When I was servicing in Anyama-Ogbia LGA of Bayelsa state I heard name in tire.

The local government Chairman (late... blessed memory) was called Sammy(first Name) and Boy as Surname. So he was called Sammy Boy.
My students had funny names too.
One of them was named Sincerely. It was then I had conviction that in inventor of letter writing that always ends with YOURS SINCERELY must have been the forefather of the student.

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by mabea: 9:20am On Mar 19, 2021
I think those Niger Delta folks have funnier names than these ones.
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by FreeSpirited: 9:23am On Mar 19, 2021
Africans can be useless..you jettison your more meaningful indigenous to name your children this Useless name in English
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by skedy1(m): 9:24am On Mar 19, 2021
RoyalBlu:
cheesy


Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..

Last born
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by MrIcredible: 9:30am On Mar 19, 2021
booblacain:
Namibians have some of the funniest and weirdest names on their ID cards.

Nothing funny about it.

Just English translation


What it the difference between

Eniola or WEALTHPERSON?
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by MarvelousMe: 9:35am On Mar 19, 2021
zabuur:


The way we disrespect the president of our country shows how indiscipline we all are. Most of us can't take a percent of the insults we give Buhari in reality.
The likes of Aisha Yesufu, FFK had proved that. See the way both of them insulted journalists that tried to ask questions questioning their behaviors. Its very wrong.

I have nothing against you but, I feel its not really helpful for u to keep insulting Buhari just to gather likes or something

The disrespect didn’t start with buhari, sir
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by olisaEze(m): 9:36am On Mar 19, 2021
Aswears dan this wan na new meme alert!

"Why did Buhari let the terrorists go?" Sakala Because!! grin grin grin

Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Nobody: 9:40am On Mar 19, 2021
The one with the name VERY IMPORTANT PERSON fit be agbero oo. grin

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Lamasta(m): 9:41am On Mar 19, 2021
Naimibia on my mind, I will just change my name to Austin moneydon come grin

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Olarewaju89: 9:42am On Mar 19, 2021
RoyalBlu:
cheesy


Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..

grin

Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by FatherCHRlSTMAS: 9:46am On Mar 19, 2021
RoyalBlu:
cheesy


Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..
Nigerian police
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Odidigboigbo(m): 9:59am On Mar 19, 2021
Some Niger Deltans also bear funny names like these, especially those in warrri axis, Bayelsa and Port Harcourt. Two of my course mates, bears Smile Finebone and Tamunor Goodman
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Lordave: 9:59am On Mar 19, 2021
Akaegwu:
THE NIGERIAN VERSION.
PRIYE HOSPITAL
EPKEMUKPERE GOVERNMENT
BISOLA BUHARI BAD
I LOVE VULTURE GRILLING
BUHARI FATHER'S MANNA LESS. ETC.

Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Psoul(m): 10:02am On Mar 19, 2021
Axis313:
At least they have national i.d card,what do we have here?And i know the issuance proccess of the card will be easy unlike the so called giant of Africa.


Stop making urslf look too cheap and stupid.
Those things are National ID Card and Drivers License.
We have them here, but you wouldn't be as loyal to government directives to go and register and obtain your own.
Yes, the country is bad, but we still have areas we are better than most other African countries.
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by moneyissweet(m): 10:12am On Mar 19, 2021
Armed robbers. grin

RoyalBlu:
cheesy


Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by IMAliyu(m): 10:14am On Mar 19, 2021
Trimjos:
If only you know what Buhari means in English when translated
I'm dying here grin

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Nobody: 10:15am On Mar 19, 2021
That's what happens when your government is doing everything to please a white man...and you as an African a dumbie



Dumbies think its a funny name without knowing what it means in actual sense
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Akaegwu(m): 10:28am On Mar 19, 2021
zabuur:


The way we disrespect the president of our country shows how indiscipline we all are. Most of us can't take a percent of the insults we give Buhari in reality.
The likes of Aisha Yesufu, FFK had proved that. See the way both of them insulted journalists that tried to ask questions questioning their behaviors. Its very wrong.

I have nothing against you but, I feel its not really helpful for u to keep insulting Buhari just to gather likes or something
Like father like son.
The current government taught us how to insult our leaders few years back. We are currently experimenting.

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Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by Ashirioluwa: 10:41am On Mar 19, 2021
Funny but at least they have something to show as ID compare to this shithole country. 95% of those who applied for national identity card in Nigeria doesn’t have the card yet.

It takes less than 1 hour to get Driver’s license / ID / passport in some countries but not in my Nigeria
Re: Funny Names On Namibian ID Cards by braunny(m): 10:43am On Mar 19, 2021
RoyalBlu:
cheesy


Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..
Nigeria police!!!!

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