I don't want to be kidnapped again.
I was trekking home while passing through the market.
A lady tapped me twice, I did as if I didn't feel it.

she shouted uuuncle!!! I knew if it wasn't a trap from the kidnapers, it will be that she want to beg for something.
I just decided look back, the face look familiar.

Where did I know this Beautiful girl o?
I am very sure that she is not looking up to ask me out.

I couldn't recollect where I know her,
she reminded me of Bashorun High school, the school were I served.

Ooooh!!! she knelt down for me in public, I asked her about her studies and everyone in school, I also asked her their present physics teacher.

she said " Ha Uncle, school matidaru (Uncle School don spoil o).

She narrated how a student beat a teacher , and how some teachers beat the parent of the student too.

"which of the SS2 Student can beat a teacher that way? and which among the teachers was beaten?"I asked.

She said it was among the new teachers .

She continued to gist further, but it was getting late. I don't want the discussion to continue further, my mind wasn't really with her, my mind was with you.

I was thinking of how you can add snail to your meal, thinking about your health, thinking of how you can eat healthy meal, thinking of how you can order snail in dozens, hundreds and thousands, for consumption and business purpose.

Yes!!! You can order just a dozen for your personal consumption and you can also order in thousands for business purpose.

Aside from the Health benefits of eating snail, the taste is Superp, your skin will Glow like the moon.

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dochenaj:
Nice click bait.

Thanks boss, Will you like to taste Snail, you will be happy if you do sir?

we can supply you in large quantities, your location is not a barrier

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Do you have dry snail

johnpaschal:
Do you have dry snail

yes, it is very much available, we will process it for you

Abdullahi2016:



yes, it is very much available, we will process it for you

How do you sell in quantity and can you please send a pic I have interested buyers

johnpaschal:


How do you sell in quantity and can you please send a pic I have interested buyers

We sell per unit,. please can you drop your WhatsApp number or kindly message me on Whatsapp 09037703033.

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